http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43421 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:07:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43421#post-124276 Mon, 28 May 2012 10:10:27 +0000 daneade 124276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The UK has suffered fresh embarrassment following the Eurovision humiliation with a 25th placing in the 2012 Redneck Olympics.</p> <p>The team selection process was slammed as the UK’s team – made up of 17 Oxbridge toffo poshos and just one solitary chav – came in 2nd last just ahead of Norway, who sent their Royal family.</p> <p>The USA topped the medal tally with 34 golds, followed by perennial redneck powerhouse Australia, with China – an emerging redneck nation after heavy government investment in young redneck talent – coming in third.</p> <p>Once again the Australians dominated the Power-chundering events in the Vom-odrome but the USA were too strong in the Wife-beating, Inbreeding and Moonshining.</p> <p>The UK toffos looked good for a while in the Inbreeding before fading, while the chav from Hackney saved the team from total humiliation with a strong showing in the Mug-tathlon. </p> <p>Team Leader Lord Coe promised a complete review and increased funding and vowed to better next year.</p> <p>‘The UK has some of the dumbest, pig ignorant oiks in the world who could be world-beating class assholes if given the opportunity. We’ll be back next year to show the world how we live up to the redneck motto – dumbius, drunkius, smellius.’ </p>