http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 02:05:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12594 Fri, 14 May 2010 09:09:33 +0000 Ludicity 12594@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you all. However, for the sake of balance, on my blog version of this piece, I also received this comment...</p> <p><em>What aload of hogwash! This is just sour grapes from those who can’t stomach change and something new and fresh ! Do you have to be part of such acrimonious snides? The acidity will eat away at your soul. What good will it do to fight what is now on the cards? Where will it get you? The attitude of this site is negative and destructive.</p> <p>Paul in the book of Titus exhorts all believers to “submit to the government and its officers”.</em> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12573 Fri, 14 May 2010 07:59:49 +0000 Des Custard 12573@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well deserved FP Lucy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12444 Thu, 13 May 2010 14:20:29 +0000 curry muncher 12444@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll be buggered if I can think of a stronger final punchline either. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12441 Thu, 13 May 2010 14:09:48 +0000 Skylarking 12441@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good indeed. Maybe just needs a stronger final punchline, though I can't think of one, so I'll shut up! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12396 Thu, 13 May 2010 11:21:15 +0000 Oxbridge 12396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>david cameron (he's the skool buly) sa clegg is uterly wet and a weed chiz. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12388 Thu, 13 May 2010 10:57:52 +0000 Genghis Cohen 12388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Super work as always, Ludo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12247 Wed, 12 May 2010 16:06:08 +0000 Ludicity 12247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Scroat. Don't forget to have my shirt starched and ironed for the morning. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12130 Wed, 12 May 2010 08:34:14 +0000 Scroat 12130@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant Ludo! Bloody good. FP or what? Have lots of stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4338#post-12127 Wed, 12 May 2010 08:29:13 +0000 Ludicity 12127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has said that he is ‘honoured’ by his new appointment as personal fag to David Cameron. </p> <p>Under the arrangement, Mr Clegg will perform household chores for the Prime Minister including pressing his trousers, brushing his jacket and polishing his shoes. In return, Mr Cameron will protect Clegg from being bullied by other members of Cabinet. </p> <p>‘Of course Clegg is not a full boarder,’ said Cameron, ‘he’s a day boy. But rest assured, we will treat him with the respect that he deserves.’</p> <p>‘This is a unique opportunity,’ said Clegg, ‘For some people, running around and opening doors for your fagmaster might seem demeaning. But for me, this is a price that I have to pay. That, and my lunch money.’ </p> <p>David Cameron denied allegations that some Liberal Democrats were already being bullied after Danny Alexander was found with his head down the lavatory and Chris Huhne had to visit matron after being given a wedgie. ‘This is all part of the rough and tumble of government,’ said Cameron, ‘I am sure that the new boys will soon get used to this horseplay and find their rightful place in the pecking order, at the bottom.’ </p> <p>Meanwhile, it is understood that Vince Cable will be expected to wear a pinny and serve tea to Chancellor, George Osborne. ‘This isn’t exactly what I had signed up for,’ said Mr Cable, ‘and it may take a little while getting used to my new ministerial title as ‘Scullion’.’</p> <p>When asked whether he had sold out to the Prime Minister, Clegg replied, ‘I have made his bed, and I will lie in it.’ </p>