http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 06:49:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123914 Thu, 24 May 2012 09:18:54 +0000 Thor 123914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why are animals leaving the planet? First the trilobites, then the dinosaurs... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123910 Thu, 24 May 2012 08:12:34 +0000 Screenie 123910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>RE: why are animals leaving the planet? So long and thanks for all the fish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123899 Thu, 24 May 2012 07:29:37 +0000 Al OPecia 123899@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah our old friend:</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123877 Wed, 23 May 2012 23:26:17 +0000 Ironduke 123877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Beau-Jolly, there was a chap who falsified his qualifications and claimed to be a vet (photocopied a letterhead from Sydney University and wrote himself a little letter saying how jolly clever he was).</p> <p>Amusingly, the investigation was conducted by the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons, a disciplinary action was planned...and then halted, because they realised that as he wasn't actually a vet, they had no jurisdiction over him. </p> <p>As to the pets toddling off this mortal coil in increasing numbers...OK, I've had a bit of a bad trot, but honestly since I quit drinking at breakfast increasing numbers are surviving...at least till the afternoon.</p> <p>Now Sinnick, a 'small' fee? Unheard of. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123861 Wed, 23 May 2012 19:52:18 +0000 Qoxiivi 123861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She really is one peculiar fucking idiot. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123855 Wed, 23 May 2012 17:42:39 +0000 Not Amused 123855@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://uk.linkedin.com/in/drkarenjstevens" rel="nofollow">http://uk.linkedin.com/in/drkarenjstevens</a><br /> Looks like she is a train i-Lipo clinician now.</p> <p>I suspect she tested the i-Lipo on the animals and they have slimmed into non-existence. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123853 Wed, 23 May 2012 16:58:28 +0000 Thor 123853@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Couldn’t stand more than 10 seconds of it, then, distracted by Jimmy Carr, spent 20 minutes watching him. Great stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123847 Wed, 23 May 2012 15:49:44 +0000 beau-jolly 123847@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow, that's like sooo true. We've lost 3 cats in the past 6 months. I don't think they actually left the planet though. I think they are still in the flower bed. Nothing mysterious either about the poisonous lilly, the vet's needle or the Landrover.</p> <p>Shame you have to be a professional nutter to join in. I may join up anyway. How can you check a bogus qualification? Oh, hang on you just have to tick the "yes" box to confirm you are a professional interspecies telepathic long-distance <strike>fucking moron</strike> communicator </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123846 Wed, 23 May 2012 15:41:56 +0000 Sinnick 123846@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ironduke, could you offer your professional opinion on this last one, please ?<br /> For a small fee, of course </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123845 Wed, 23 May 2012 15:06:02 +0000 waylandsmithy 123845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Beau, you're going to have to go a looooong way to beat this one:</p> <p><a href="http://animalcommunicatorforum.com/2011/10/09/the-owls-corner-oct-2011-animal-departures/">why are animals leaving the planet?</a></p> <p>They also advocate 'listening with your heart', which pretty much undermines any credibility they might have with conventional audiologists. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123841 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:50:48 +0000 beau-jolly 123841@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's 146 of them!!! I just click on them at random, click "dislike" and then run away.</p> <p>Wow, its so easy to find new nutters. What I like about <a href="http://">this one</a> is that if you are a man you concentrate on the equivalant of your womb. So centre in on your bollocks and yell. I can see how that would straighten my chakra. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123839 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:41:55 +0000 Not Amused 123839@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I found myself watching the cat in the background of the Queen Sunbathing one. It gave up and walked away in the end as well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123836 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:35:36 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 123836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought she was ghost writing the morning chinese spam we get every day </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123834 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:33:52 +0000 medici2471 123834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can't wait until she reveals herself to be none other than waylandsmithy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43279#post-123831 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:24:03 +0000 beau-jolly 123831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.all-things-zany.com/funnylinks.html">How many can you stand?</a></p> <p>It's a beautiful day so the High Street is dead. I'm going to waste some time seeing if I can find an even bigger nutter. All pointers gratefully accepted </p>