http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:47:14 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12305 Wed, 12 May 2010 22:47:08 +0000 Doctor Moptop 12305@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks, Duff. One does ones best. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12252 Wed, 12 May 2010 16:22:36 +0000 Duff 12252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We were most amused. Quite splendid. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12251 Wed, 12 May 2010 16:18:42 +0000 Doctor Moptop 12251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The swine! How's she going to feed the meter? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12239 Wed, 12 May 2010 15:30:00 +0000 simonjmr 12239@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I bet she checked that when Dave left he hadn't pocketed anything.</p> <p>You know how pensioners are - look I left my bag on the chair and that bastard had away with my purse. Also I had a bag of fifty pence pieces and they've gone as well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12236 Wed, 12 May 2010 15:14:24 +0000 Doctor Moptop 12236@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Makes a change from kissing a-</p> <p>Sorry, not satirical, just smutty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12205 Wed, 12 May 2010 12:54:57 +0000 Mr.3374 12205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Apparently, protocol does allow him to kiss the queen's hand.<br /> Sadly, she 's too low a class for him to do that.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12111 Wed, 12 May 2010 06:12:58 +0000 Ostsee 12111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One of the best! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12089 Tue, 11 May 2010 22:07:49 +0000 Doctor Moptop 12089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't think I've ever seen Brenda look quite so frightened ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12087 Tue, 11 May 2010 21:54:36 +0000 virtuallywill 12087@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47827000/jpg/_47827299_queencameron466260_getty.jpg"><br /> <center>You look bigger than on your stamps Liz</center><br /> <center>You reflect well Dave</center> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12082 Tue, 11 May 2010 21:34:40 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 12082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He really is most awfully pink. Very good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12077 Tue, 11 May 2010 20:59:23 +0000 Basil_B 12077@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How close to the truth could that be. 5 stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4311#post-12066 Tue, 11 May 2010 20:28:17 +0000 Doctor Moptop 12066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Queen: So you're - ?<br /> Aide (WHISPERS): The new Prime Minister.<br /> Queen: Is he?<br /> Aide (WHISPERS): Yes, Ma'am.<br /> Queen: He's awfully pink. (LOUDLY) Wear a hat, young man, and avoid direct sunlight.<br /> Cameron: Yes, Ma'am.<br /> Queen: One bought ones wallpaper from your grandfather's shop. Excellent quality.<br /> Cameron: With the greatest respect, Ma'am, I believe you're referring to George.<br /> Queen: George?<br /> Cameron: Osborne. He's the new Chancellor.<br /> Queen: Chancellor?<br /> Aide (WHISPERS): The Country's banker.<br /> Queen: I hope he's washed his hands. So you can't give one a good deal on Lincrusta? The morning room is looking a little tired.<br /> Cameron: I'll see what I can do, Ma'am.<br /> Queen: Well, Mr. Clegg, one is awfully pleased that you're the Prime Minister. One wasn't terribly keen on that Cameron chap.<br /> Aide (WHISPERS): Ma'am -<br /> Queen: His mouth's far too small. Shifty eyes.<br /> Aide (SLIGHTLY LOUDER): Ma'am -<br /> Queen: And his wife's in Trade, you know.<br /> Aide (SHOUTS): Ma'am!<br /> Queen: Will you please stop interrupting - Mr. Clegg, one would be most pleased if you could sort out the fox-hunting. Philip's been dreadfully restless since that silly Mr. Blair banned it.<br /> Cameron: I'll add it to the list, Ma'am.<br /> Queen (MUSING): When one heard there was a Hung Parliament, ones heart leapt.<br /> Cameron: It did, Ma'am?<br /> Queen: For one glorious moment one thought horrid Dennis Skinner had finally been suspended. Literally.<br /> Aide: Ma'am -<br /> Queen: The man's a menace. Each time one opens Parliament, he's chancing his arm as a comedian - you're not funny, are you Mr. Clegg?<br /> Cameron: Frankly, I'm Dav-<br /> Queen: Yes, well first name terms will suffice, Frankly, but you'll still need to call one Your Royal Highness.<br /> Aide (WHISPERS): Eastenders in five minutes.<br /> Queen: Off you trot, Mr. Clegg, and try not to break anything.</p> <p>Roll credits </p>