http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 06:00:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122396 Fri, 11 May 2012 17:10:48 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 122396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Was it a xylem seeker that did it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122377 Fri, 11 May 2012 14:12:52 +0000 The Nage 122377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What a cunt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122374 Fri, 11 May 2012 14:09:20 +0000 bonjonelson 122374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sigh.</p> <p>Tree insurance is going up again no doubt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122347 Fri, 11 May 2012 10:02:54 +0000 Not Amused 122347@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Button,<br /> I am sorry to hear about your tree. </p> <p>If it was a relatively young tree then you are probably just the victim of the latest tree fashions. The tree equivalent of teenagers have just started to become aware of the tree equivalent of trainers (the pot in your case). </p> <p>They have started to run away and find different pots to wear when they decide that their pot is no longer cool. </p> <p>You can take advantage of this by having a lot of empty pots in your garden which are attractive to teen trees. You will find that trees start to appear in them. </p> <p>If you are suffering from tree problems, then there are tree psychologists available who can analyse your tree's behaviour and suggest solutions. They like to be watch the wold from a high vantage point for example and putting a tree on a shelf in your garden often can make them feel more confident.</p> <p>Yours</p> <p>The Tree Doctor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122326 Fri, 11 May 2012 07:43:11 +0000 cinquecento 122326@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>has your 'pot for sale' ad drawn any interest? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122280 Thu, 10 May 2012 20:32:52 +0000 button 122280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dvo that is exactly what i've been thinking. I mean, its a nice pot, why would you not take the pot? In fact I'm slightly insulted they didn't want my pot. Fussy bastards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122278 Thu, 10 May 2012 19:06:48 +0000 dvo4fun 122278@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So, they took the tree but left the pot? What did they carry it away in? Another pot which they'd brought along? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122274 Thu, 10 May 2012 18:52:44 +0000 rustytruss 122274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you called the copse? I wood but I don't suppose anyone saw anything. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122273 Thu, 10 May 2012 18:36:43 +0000 charlies_hat 122273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gutted, I scrolled down to add my line and Beau has beaten me to it.</p> <p>Anyway, does anyone want to buy a small tree? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122268 Thu, 10 May 2012 17:46:45 +0000 nostra da mouse 122268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A perennial problem </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122267 Thu, 10 May 2012 16:53:17 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 122267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably kids, they don't respect their Elders anymore! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122263 Thu, 10 May 2012 16:45:22 +0000 Sinnick 122263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Call for Inspector Gorse </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122245 Thu, 10 May 2012 14:38:53 +0000 beau-jolly 122245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Could have been worse. Some one could have stolen pot from a tree in your garden. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122189 Thu, 10 May 2012 13:41:28 +0000 wallster 122189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably just a bunch of kids larching around. I hope they give 'em the birch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122184 Thu, 10 May 2012 13:36:28 +0000 Thor 122184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>“Let’s be ‘avin’ yew." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122141 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:56:12 +0000 The All New Jeni B 122141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oak-ey. Do you have anything to go on?<br /> A palm-print maybe?<br /> Sorry, that was acorny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122139 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:54:39 +0000 godly1966 122139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stop pineing for it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122137 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:53:59 +0000 Scroat 122137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Life's a beech. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122135 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:53:09 +0000 Scroat 122135@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Leaf it, OK! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122132 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:52:23 +0000 Thor 122132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They’ll be bark-ing up the wrong tree, as usual, but don’t get needled. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122127 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:48:51 +0000 button 122127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Police have launched a root and branch investigation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122105 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:32:47 +0000 bonjonelson 122105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yew left yourself open for that one, button. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122103 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:32:00 +0000 godly1966 122103@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Call special branch. Hire a privet detective. sorry </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122093 Thu, 10 May 2012 12:23:11 +0000 button 122093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Someone has stolen a tree from a pot in my front garden. I'm feeling somewhat vexed. </p>