http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42593 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 22:00:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42593#post-121741 Tue, 08 May 2012 12:56:50 +0000 Al OPecia 121741@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're right Wallster, it just doesn't stand up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42593#post-121733 Tue, 08 May 2012 12:38:16 +0000 wallster 121733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you expecting me to believe that you can neutralise Brian Cox simply by rubbing him with female genitals? Firstly, how does one get hold of female genitals? I've never seen any. And secondly. </p> <p>This is an utterly ridiculous and highly inaccurate assertion in my book.</p> <p>Still funny though. I give some stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42593#post-121732 Tue, 08 May 2012 12:34:45 +0000 MaverickRat 121732@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Obviously i was using the second scale......... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42593#post-121731 Tue, 08 May 2012 12:29:55 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 121731@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Al - it depends which scale you're using. If you use the standard pH scale then 7 is neutral. If you use an unconventional scale, where 0 is neutral, then neutral pH is 0. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42593#post-121728 Tue, 08 May 2012 12:23:01 +0000 Al OPecia 121728@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Dear.</p> <p>Neutral pH is 7. A pH of 0 would be infinitely acid, just protons. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42593#post-121723 Tue, 08 May 2012 12:03:06 +0000 MaverickRat 121723@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scientists today revealed that they have managed to control the spread of the BBC Science guru Jim al-Khalili by the application of Jim al-Khalacid - rendering him impotent with a neutral ph of zero. Work is now underway to destroy Brian Cox by rubbing him with female genitals. </p>