http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42582 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 09:03:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42582#post-121705 Tue, 08 May 2012 10:29:28 +0000 allmyownstunts 121705@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David Cameron and Nick Clegg revealed today that they flew in secret to Las Vegas last week and renewed their coalition vows in front of close family and friends.</p> <p>“We’ve been bored, irritable, and, if I’m honest, probably a bit broody,” delighted Cameron explained. “We wanted to disprove the notion that vow-renewal is strictly for diversion-seeking saddos in denial about the dwindling death-throes of their union, so we went for it. </p> <p>“There wasn’t a dry eye in the house, although Nick had been a bit lavish with the Eau Sauvage if I’m honest, which might have contributed.”</p> <p>“It was perfect,” blushing Clegg beamed. “I did have a chuckle when David leaned down and whispered ‘are you sure about this?’ but we both know how we feel about each other and anyhow, what other options do I have?”</p> <p>The couple were tight-lipped, however, when asked about a honeymoon period. </p>