http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42532 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 14:09:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42532#post-121701 Tue, 08 May 2012 10:00:40 +0000 cinquecento 121701@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>maybe add in more modern comms trappings - stakeholder engagement plan, focus groups, community outreach officer etc? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42532#post-121639 Mon, 07 May 2012 20:54:34 +0000 JohnA 121639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be honest, not quite funny enough. Needs tweaking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42532#post-121600 Mon, 07 May 2012 08:24:04 +0000 dvo4fun 121600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good but, if I'm being totally frank, just a little too close to satire I think. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42532#post-121591 Mon, 07 May 2012 06:43:17 +0000 arthurminnit 121591@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you sir, are worse than Hitl...oh, right. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42532#post-121585 Sun, 06 May 2012 22:43:42 +0000 Skylarking 121585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not sure whether you'll get away with extermination bit on the FP. Good story though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42532#post-121582 Sun, 06 May 2012 20:36:46 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 121582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hitler's second-in-command, propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels, admitted yesterday he could have 'done a better of explaining the Reich's position to the ordinary people', after a Europe-wide opinion poll showed overwhelming support for the "tell the smarmy one and the other right wingers in charge to just fuck off already" plan. </p> <p>'Our policy is easily misinterpreted' declared Goebbels.' For example, many think our aim is the elimination of Jews, gays and gypsies, when nothing could be further from the truth.  What we really  want is a strong and growing economy across Europe, built on the bedrock of the Jew-gay-gypsy elimination industry. '</p> <p>Answering charges that his government was run 'by the Aryan elite, for the Aryan elite ', Goebbels was equally dismissive. 'Not at all - our administration doesn't just please strapping blond aristocrats - we've got plenty to appeal to short dark commoners with tiny moustaches.'</p> <p>Foreign minister von Ribbentrop was quick to support his cabinet colleague. 'We can't  veer to the left or right every time someone accuses us of having a reality deficit. The only way is the middle path, which in this case leads to Dover. In difficult times it can be hard to take the people with us, especially when you're marching to Moscow - which was totally the right thing to do, by the way, if the boss asks.' </p>