http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:59:17 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121297 Thu, 03 May 2012 17:10:03 +0000 Gerontius 121297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Come on then if you think you’re hard enough<br /> <a href="http://s727.photobucket.com/albums/ww275/peteralexanderwhite/?action=view&amp;current=images1-1.jpg"><img src="http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww275/peteralexanderwhite/images1-1.jpg" alt="images1-1" /></a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121295 Thu, 03 May 2012 17:02:11 +0000 The All New Jeni B 121295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See what you've done shitsu?!<br /> Do you see what you've done?! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121280 Thu, 03 May 2012 15:56:51 +0000 shitsu_tonka 121280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stunts, you are right. Sometimes I think about quitting the DM. It's people like me who read it to mock it that have made it the world's most popular newspaper website. </p> <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16746785">It's true. Horrible, but true.</a></p> <p>I'm having my little smug moment and they're getting sweet advertising cash. </p> <p>But how to quit? beau-jolly bung us a nicotine patch maybe they work on other poisons too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121228 Thu, 03 May 2012 10:38:40 +0000 beau-jolly 121228@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did anyone see the pictures of Kate Bush the other day? She's let herself go a bit. Mind you I probably still would. As we used to say: One in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand.</p> <p>Oh, sorry. I think I may have let myself down again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121218 Thu, 03 May 2012 09:27:46 +0000 cinquecento 121218@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr OPecia has a very valid point. If Brick and Opik's banana-shaped faces curve in opposite directions, then they should breed and let the genetic defects cancel out to deliver a straight-faced, albeit doubly objectionable offspring </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121209 Thu, 03 May 2012 08:12:01 +0000 Scroat 121209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I didn't think the DM could get any crappier, but it does seem to be getting worse. More room being taken up by sexist rubbish, less emphasis on the usual DM Fascist bollocks. A year ago there were really funny stories about immigrants and urban foxes. now it really is undiluted drivel. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121199 Thu, 03 May 2012 06:50:39 +0000 Gary Stanton 121199@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you asked me which one I'd shag, I'd rather do Brick. Though Beard's programmes are both entertaining and informative and I wouldn't rule out a dry hump over a bottle of wine </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121189 Wed, 02 May 2012 23:09:35 +0000 Ironduke 121189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Its a wonderful 'point of impact' feature they both share...it aids visualisation of them being lamped round the face with a large bat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121179 Wed, 02 May 2012 21:08:59 +0000 Al OPecia 121179@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is Samantha Brick related to Lembit Opik? It's the way her face bends to one side. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121172 Wed, 02 May 2012 20:33:17 +0000 allmyownstunts 121172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shitsu, I look forward to whatever you post...BUT...</p> <p>the DM used to be my guilty pleasure, that titillating daily fix. But it's so full of tits and fat birds and thin birds and tattooed birds and ugly birds and make-up free birds and attention-seeking birds and battling birds and clubbing birds and pregnant birds and dancing birds and worse-for-wear birds and singing birds and moaning birds and sizzling birds and flesh-flashing birds and brood-transporting birds and botoxed birds that I'm nearly out the other end and giving up on the ride. </p> <p>I finally get it. The Daily Mail hates women. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121167 Wed, 02 May 2012 19:43:44 +0000 waylandsmithy 121167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But would more people watch her documentaries if she had her tits done? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121164 Wed, 02 May 2012 19:13:07 +0000 The All New Jeni B 121164@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I watch a factual tv programme from which I hope to gain new knowledge, I'd rather have a Mary Beard present it than a spray-tanned bimbo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121161 Wed, 02 May 2012 19:08:49 +0000 Scroat 121161@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm a huge fan of Mary Beard. She's intelligent, articulate, entertaining and natural. She's a real person. No frills and frippery. She's honest. A genuine case of WYSIWYG. Wouldn't change her for the world. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121159 Wed, 02 May 2012 19:03:08 +0000 The All New Jeni B 121159@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm now convinced that this is an absolute set-up.</p> <p>Samantha Brick has to be merely a front for someone having an enormous laugh, how else can we explain her?</p> <p>Also, in everything she writes, she seems to have her memory jogged of some incident where her looks were commented on... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121158 Wed, 02 May 2012 19:00:23 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 121158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think this quote answers the question as to whether Samantha Brick knew what she was doing when she made everybody hate her:</p> <p>"if I were Ms Beard’s executive producer, I would congratulate her on the publicity this rumpus has created"</p> <p>She's hungry for publicity and is doing a good job of getting it. Wouldn't be my first choice of how to get noticed personally, but she's probably making a fortune. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42383#post-121157 Wed, 02 May 2012 18:42:52 +0000 shitsu_tonka 121157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love the Daily Mail more than life its self.</p> <p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2138177/Samantha-Brick-Sorry-women-ARE-ugly-TV.html">More witless piffle from the joystealers. </a> </p>