http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 11:22:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121299 Thu, 03 May 2012 17:27:00 +0000 Gerontius 121299@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gone are the days when it was simply a case of pleasuring the editor.....well done VCG, you scamp. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121293 Thu, 03 May 2012 16:58:47 +0000 The All New Jeni B 121293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congrats to VCG and all others with honorable mentions.</p> <p>*Bunch of talented bastards* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121274 Thu, 03 May 2012 15:49:54 +0000 medici2471 121274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done....again ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121152 Wed, 02 May 2012 17:15:43 +0000 shitsu_tonka 121152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done VCG. Top work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121151 Wed, 02 May 2012 17:08:43 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 121151@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done VCG - well chuffed to get a mention in despatches alongside VCG, Wayland and Perks - must add to CV. Feeling postively light headed... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121143 Wed, 02 May 2012 16:17:07 +0000 Perks 121143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done VCG. Another deserving piece. If it's any consolation wayland, if you take out left alert's, you won.......no....not helping.....not even a little bit.....no.....ok.....you can put the gun down now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121137 Wed, 02 May 2012 15:44:03 +0000 Sinnick 121137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done, VCG. And the others.</p> <p>I like to think I helped in some small way, but in fact I didn't. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121133 Wed, 02 May 2012 14:56:39 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 121133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Class work vcg well done </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121129 Wed, 02 May 2012 14:34:38 +0000 The Paper Ostrich 121129@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, round of applause. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121127 Wed, 02 May 2012 14:27:32 +0000 thisisall1word 121127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it Jimmy White? Must find my glasses...<br /> Congrats VCG! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121123 Wed, 02 May 2012 14:06:40 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 121123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry wayland. I like your new picture. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121121 Wed, 02 May 2012 13:50:34 +0000 seymour totti 121121@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done VCG. Nicely done Sir. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121120 Wed, 02 May 2012 13:49:44 +0000 Stan Laurel 121120@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good work VCG. </p> <p>Unlucky again Wayland. You're going to have to show up at the Cheesy Biscuits some time so we can <strike>have a good laugh</strike> commiserate. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121117 Wed, 02 May 2012 13:40:34 +0000 Scroat 121117@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121116 Wed, 02 May 2012 13:37:57 +0000 kimllfixit 121116@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Big fat agree from me; I still chuckle when I think of that article :) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121031 Wed, 02 May 2012 11:31:58 +0000 waylandsmithy 121031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice work, VCG! That was a killer left alert, really nicely done! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42371#post-121016 Wed, 02 May 2012 11:21:31 +0000 editor 121016@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many congratulations to Vertically Challenged Giant who secures his hat-trick of Writer of the Month awards with his excellent feature article ‘Why people hate me for being beautiful, by David Cameron’. It was the most popular story last month and is the first Left Alert to scoop the award. We like to think readers were attracted to the piece for its satirical force, topical comedy and stylistic grace, but when you look as pretty as VCG does you get used to being patronised with awards based on more than just your ability to tell a good joke. </p> <p>Honourable mentions also to waylandsmithy who assumes his customary runner-up position for ‘Ryanair flight left passengers barely 30 feet closer to destination’ (a full bridesmaid outfit is in the post), Genghis Cohen for his archive story ‘Evolution cannot explain the existence of creationists, concedes Dawkins’, Perks for ‘UN appoint Jeremy Kyle to lead international conflict resolution’ and Mandy Lifeboat for ‘Doctors unite to fight obesity with ridicule’. Sadly the camera loved none of you quite so much as VCG. Get over it. </p>