http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 20:57:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119833 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:50:20 +0000 nickb 119833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>top stuff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119826 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:08:50 +0000 Thor 119826@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, a friend of Herr Dreier, no doubt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119821 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:41:38 +0000 ronseal 119821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In Germany, hairdressers don't go in for zany names for thier salons.</p> <p>A simple sign suffices, saying "Proprietor: Herr Kut" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119817 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:35:31 +0000 Thor 119817@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Q: How would you like your hair cut?<br /> A: In silence.<br /> 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119809 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:31:10 +0000 charlies_hat 119809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep - what they said.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119792 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:35:15 +0000 medici2471 119792@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119786 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:19:43 +0000 Mary Evans 119786@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely stuff, Ron. I can't get my hair done until I'm having some kind of relationship problems. This would explain my immaculate coiffing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119769 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:03:14 +0000 Mark Gregory 119769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you going anywhere nice this year? </p> <p>No, I thought I'd try going somewhere shite for a change, see how that works out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119766 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:57:23 +0000 ronseal 119766@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good point!</p> <p>Cheers Yikes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119759 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 10:54:25 +0000 Yikes 119759@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very funny idea! I half wonder whether the bit in the 3rd para from "the counsel" down, and the 4th para could be deleted or replaced???</p> <p>And the pedant in me would suggest spelling "cut" correctly in a hairdresser story, ie "cutz" lol. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41942#post-119757 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 10:32:43 +0000 ronseal 119757@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Croydon man who admitted he's not going anywhere nice for his holidays and that he hadn't got any plans for Xmas has been banned from every branch of Hair Associates in the country.</p> <p>A judge imposed the restraining order after Kevin O'Sullivan repeatedly refused to accept offers of small talk and was found guilty of anti social behaviour. "In the Facebook age, a hairdreser has every right to expect your personal life to be in the public domain, and Mr O'Sullivan has shown almost criminal contempt for the court of public opinion."</p> <p>Lawyers for Mr O'Sullivan tried to argue that he wasn't planning on going anywhere this summer as he faces an uncertain future at work. However, the judge dismissed this defence, pointing out that his hairdresser should hear about this potential human drama. Counsel for the defence accepted that there could be no excuse for not having any plans for Xmas, and apologised to the court on his behalf. A plea, that he was scared that politically correct mandarins had made him afraid to discuss Xmas, was accepted.</p> <p>Since O'Sullivan had apologised and co-operated with the court, a more serious charge of trying to ban Xmas was dropped. If convicted, he could have been sentenced to death by crucifixion, which would have run concurrently with his restraining order.</p> <p>After a verdict had been reached, it then emerged that O'Sullivan had a long record of anti social behaviour, including an incident where he didn't join a mexican wave, a refusal to sponsor a man who was going on a cycling holiday for charity and not signing a leaving card for a colleague at work who he didn't really know.</p> <p>After the sentence was passed, Mr O'Sullivan then ran a gauntlet of angry hairdressers, charity huggers, zany charity fun run clowns and leaving do organisers, who banged their fists on the departing prison van and chased it down the street.</p> <p>"He's a marked man," said one hairdresser, "he won't be getting a kut and blow dry any time soon." </p>