http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41880 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 01:00:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41880#post-119490 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:47:36 +0000 JJH88 119490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hamza3.jpg"></p> <p>Sensational hook-handed saxophonist, Abu Hamza al-Masri gave his UK farewell performance last night, rounding off his sell-out 'Incarceration Nation' tour. Audiences were wowed by his note perfect rendition of Gerry Rafferty's 'Baker Street' which ended the night with a huge bang; albeit a metaphoric one, resulting in zero fatalities.</p> <p>Critics lauded his performance and one fan even claims, "He makes playing saxophone look so ridiculously easy! Kenny G can go suck a jazz dick!"</p> <p>Hamza responded to the unanimous positive acclaim, as only a modest terrorist extremist knows how, "I thank fans very much. But I play saxophone for many, many years now. It required a lot of practice. I am happy the fans like my music, hopefully it can help promote the message of peace, love and racial hatred."</p> <p>Upcoming amateur session musicians, U2, played along side the jazz-terrorist, filling the illustrious role as Abu Hamza's backing band. "It was a total honour to play alongside Mr. al-Masri", claimed their fresh faced singer, Bono. "I've been in the business a couple of years now - well, around forty - and I can honestly say I've never seen such a fine saxophonist. Plus, he has finally given us our big break."</p> <p>Toy guitarist, David 'The Edge' Evans added, "I might not know much about music, but I reckon Abu Hamza looks a little bit like the drummer out of the Baker Street music video. The only difference is that the drummer had strange wooden sticks for hands, not hooks."</p> <p>Abu Hamza al-Masri is set to embark on a star studded US tour following his UK success, when he is extradited state-side later this month. Featuring support from fellow inmate Charles Manson and his rock band Helter Skelter, Manson expressed utter joy on joining the jazz-circuit band wagon, claiming the reason for getting on board was, "I thought fuck it. Why not."</p> <p>Fans from North America are surely in for a treat then and will no doubt welcome Hamza with open arms and a good firm handshake. His 'Alca-jazz in the Alcatraz' tour is all set for May and is reported to be selling out already. Before he leaves British shores, this humble reporter wishes such a fine musician the best of hook. </p>