http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41813 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 00:34:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41813#post-119311 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:06:34 +0000 clicktingstampz 119311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>DIDIER Drogba's pathetic tumbling acts during Chelsea's 1-0 Champions League victory over Barcelona last night were a “desperate cry for help,” according to a leading psychologist.<br /> Dr Judit Neuer, from University College London, said Drogba collapsing to the turf everytime he was struck by a gentle breeze was a “clear sign of mental distress”.<br /> Dr Neuer said: “It is surprisingly common for a professional sportsman, struggling to contain his inner demons, to break out into spontaneous acts of stupidity on the field.<br /> “If you look at it in this way, you can finally understand Joey Barton's entire career.”<br /> During last night's match, Drogba fell to the ground on 27 separate occasions.<br /> Chelsea's medical team later reported that his ailments included a fractured eyelash, a stubbed cheek, acid indigestion, a gashed fringe, and a chesty cough. </p>