http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4176 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:11:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4176#post-11752 Mon, 10 May 2010 12:30:57 +0000 j b productions 11752@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely old windmill,sails going around and around<br /> Roger walks by,a nail catches his jacket and hes lifted gently off the ground<br /> Up he goes then back down<br /> Feeling dizzy,going gently around and around<br /> What can he do?he hates heights,he seems to be stuck<br /> Poor old Roger what bad bad luck<br /> (bet you think Im making it up as I go along,oh dear oh well lets see what happens,Id sue if i was him,bloody nails,should have used a countersunk screw and wood glue)<br /> Round and round he goes like a spinning top<br /> When will it end when will it stop?<br /> Then help arrives,old Tom who owns the mill<br /> "dont worry mate,ill get you down I promise I will"<br /> Laughing the mill man goes in to stop the inpending disaster<br /> But has a heart attack,dies and falls onto the switch that makes it go faster<br /> Faster and faster the sails go round<br /> Will it ever stop,will poor old Roger ever be found?<br /> The wind was so strong,it blew off his trousers and pants<br /> They flew through the air and landed in France<br /> Round and round went Roger with his tackle on show<br /> In front of a angry crowd that had started to grow<br /> "Look at his todger look at his bum"<br /> "Ill get the pervert "said farmer Giles as he raised his gun<br /> "Aim for his todger aim for his nuts"<br /> "Dont kill him,wing him,so we can rip out his guts<br /> "Ok Ill try" said the farmer,but he is going round<br /> "I no Ill aim for his tackle when the sail comes down to the ground"<br /> He aimed his shotgun at the sail mans todger<br /> Then someone shouted "STOP hes my husband,hes Roger the windmill spotter"<br /> To late hed pulled the trigger,the deed was done<br /> Hed blown off Rogers todger and most of his bum<br /> "What fine shooting"they cried,what a fine chap<br /> Just as Rogers old todger and buttocks landed in his wheelchair bound wifes lap </p>