http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 06:58:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119245 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 07:24:56 +0000 yens123 119245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the suns a bit bright. i could do with something to cover my squinting eyes. if only i could find somewhere to buy some cheap oakley sunglasses. oh hang on - all of the comment above is offering links. what a sillybilly.</p> <p>to think that that guy has to sign up, get his complicated password posted to him, cut and paste it in, go onto the the members forum, go into a story, and paste that message - all to reach and audience of roughly 4. what a dumb ****. good luck with you sunglasses business buddy - unless we all decide to buy 10 pairs each, your kids will be going hungry... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119230 Thu, 19 Apr 2012 06:11:49 +0000 kga6 119230@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good angle </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119213 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:45:04 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 119213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119156 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:49:46 +0000 waylandsmithy 119156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice, although I never comment on football stories. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119111 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:31:33 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 119111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Interesting reversal, liked it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41758#post-119108 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:17:39 +0000 clicktingstampz 119108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A TRAUMATISED young woman has described the horrifying moment she was treated with dignity and respect by a Premier League footballer.<br /> Wiping away tears, the 19-year-old hairdresser from Preston, who for celebrity reasons can be referred to only by her name, Michelle Granthorpe, told how the footy star, who plays for a top side within a brief helicopter ride of somewhere nice: <strong>DIDN'T </strong> punch her when she spurned his initial advances,<strong> DIDN'T </strong> ply her with alcohol or spike her drink, <strong>DIDN'T</strong> film her performing a sex act on him <strong>AND</strong> remembered her name a whole day after meeting her.</p> <p>Michelle described how she first met the footballer in a swanky South-West London nightspot.<br /> “He spotted me from a distance while I was at the bar. I could tell straight away he was keen.<br /> “But when he came over, I knew immediately that something was wrong. He didn't try and grab my ass, or ask me whether I'd ever fantasised about being roasted by 11 men.”<br /> Despite her initial scepticism, Michelle agreed to meet the footballer in a bar the following evening.<br /> “When he arrived, his first words to me were 'Hi Michelle', which meant he hadn't confused me with another girl he was shagging. I should have realised then that this was a big mistake.”<br /> After taking Michelle out for a three-course meal at a restaurant in Kensington, the soccer ace then invited her back to his apartment.<br /> “He hadn't tried to ply me with alcohol, and I could tell he hadn't slipped anything in my glass of white wine. It was getting weird.”<br /> Back at his flat, the footballer made no advances towards Michelle and later ordered her a taxi home, without having once asked her to perform a sex act on him while he filmed it on his mobile phone.<br /> “The final straw was when he asked if I wanted to come for Sunday lunch with his parents.<br /> “I just ran out of the flat, screaming. No woman should have to go through what I went through.”<br /> Nobody from football was available for comment. </p>