http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41744 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:19:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41744#post-119109 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:27:17 +0000 Old Hat 119109@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>cheers! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41744#post-119101 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:44:22 +0000 beau-jolly 119101@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nicely cooked. Have starrage. Oh and thanks for directing me from the chat room. I had probably been in there too long. Its warm and the windows are closed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41744#post-119063 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:31:19 +0000 Old Hat 119063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Robert Mugabe is facing hushed whispers to step down after he was photographed cutting a cake in the form of naked Swedish culture minister, Lena Adelsohn.</p> <p>The incident involving Mr Mugabe happened at the museum of modern dictating in Harare. According to Radio Zimbabwe, the museum said that “the cake was delicious and sexy and you should shut your mouths”, before adding “haven’t you got something better to do, like trying to rendition that Syrian nutter with the semi-hot wife?", concluding with "what about '<em>that</em>' scene in American Pie?”</p> <p>Lars Grundkvist, spokesperson for the Association for Scandic Zimbabweans, managed to utter the words “Step”, “Down”, “Bollocks” and “Gerdy” before receiving a final death blow to the head with the back of a Kalashnikov. He was then covered with pink icing sugar, cocktail cherries and hundreds and thousands, before being placed over a bain-marie, in a pre-heated oven at 200c for a little over 120 minutes. </p>