http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41735 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 10:15:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41735#post-119035 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:12:27 +0000 clicktingstampz 119035@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>UK unemployment was slashed to an all-time low of zero last night, after the Government controversially rebranded poncing around with an iPhone as a full-time career.<br /> iPhone-using twonks will now receive a basic salary of three apps a month.<br /> Labour leader Ed Miliband argued the move would do nothing to improve overall living standards in the UK, and would make iPhone users even smugger.<br /> Prime Minister David Cameron rejected the criticism, and said poncing around with an iPhone was a noble British tradition dating back several months.<br /> Mr Cameron then created an unflattering picture of Mr Miliband on the Draw Something app on his iPhone 4S.<br /> Nobody from technology was available for comment. </p>