http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41701 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 22:57:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41701#post-118925 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:31:59 +0000 FlashArry 118925@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>That's</strong> the word ! Yaaay ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41701#post-118919 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:52:02 +0000 The All New Jeni B 118919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Smut!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41701#post-118918 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:42:10 +0000 Quaz 118918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I could have made the full five paragraphs, honest, but I just needed to make it to the punchline. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41701#post-118915 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:34:39 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 118915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cracking stuff Quaz, only 3 paras but still made me laugh out loud twice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41701#post-118913 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:30:02 +0000 FlashArry 118913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely NiB - five stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41701#post-118898 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:13:02 +0000 Quaz 118898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following the self publication on the Internet of topless photos of pop star Rihanna, coupled with the recently leaked internet video of a certain female pop star performing a “Sexual act”, a Doctor has warned of the risk of mass blindness afflicting the teenage male population. “It could be like something from Day of the Triffids, as millions of teenage boys with internet access go blind after tugging themselves round the room until they literally ejaculate their own retinas.” said Doctor Levi Onan of the University of Mail Order Degrees, Alabama.</p> <p>“Looking at these images all day I have worked myself into a frenzy”, explained Dr Onan who lives alone with his wife, a devout celibate. “I’ve got through two bottles of screen cleaner on my PC just trying to keep it clear of filth!” he fumed.</p> <p>Other medical experts have begged to differ, explaining that it is physically impossible to ejaculate your own retinas, and that Dr Onan is about as qualified to speak on health matters as Andrew Lansley. </p>