http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41685 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 11:13:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41685#post-118878 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:08:47 +0000 allmyownstunts 118878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>*rapturous applause*</p> <p>Lovely work apepper, it's the perfect length now, as the actress etc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41685#post-118869 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:07:09 +0000 apepper 118869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Church of England general synod has been forced to hold an emergency meeting to determine how to respond the request of a well known actress be become a bishop. "When we considered the ordination of women bishops, we hadn't considered that possibility.", admitted a spokesman, "So we're convening this meeting as soon as we can arrange a venue - we don't know who's going to hold it yet, as the actress said to the... Damn!"</p> <p>Rowan Williams, the outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury said, "I don't want to touch this; as the actr... Damn!". Our reporter asked if it was not impossible for any woman to become a bishop. Dr Williams explained that, "It's a popular misconception, as the actress...damn!"</p> <p>Favourites to replace Dr Williams include an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman, a Rabbi holding a crocodile or a travelling salesman. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41685#post-118858 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:19:12 +0000 allmyownstunts 118858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>couple more sentences and you've got yourself a NiB contender, as the actress almost certainly didn't say to the bishop. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41685#post-118857 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:44:02 +0000 apepper 118857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Church of England general synod has been forced to hold an emergency meeting to determine how to respond the request of a well known actress be become a bishop. "When we considered the ordination of women bishops, we hadn't considered that possibility.", admitted a spokesman, "So we're convening this meeting as soon as we can arrange a venue - we don't know who's going to hold it yet, as the actress said to the... Damn!" </p>