http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4161 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 20:44:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4161#post-11754 Mon, 10 May 2010 12:40:58 +0000 j b productions 11754@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ok wink wink say no more! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4161#post-11728 Mon, 10 May 2010 10:02:21 +0000 The All New Jeni B 11728@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you are mistaking me for "The Partly Old Jeni B".</p> <p>I have never owned punk rock gear. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4161#post-11724 Mon, 10 May 2010 09:38:08 +0000 j b productions 11724@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ps do you remember when we were kids Jeni we burnt down that block of flats?ha haha we new how to have fun in them days didnt we,you all dressed up in your punk rock gear spitting at people.An arse like a tiger tank?oh we had some laughs didnt we?phone up the old age peoples home telling them their was a bomb hidden in it,watching em all come tottering out on there zimmer frames falling over each other ha haaahrr haarrr we had some laughs,you put that kitten in that home made rocket laucher i made from a drain pipe and fired at at Battersea dogs and cats home with a note attached to it "in need of a home"hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar hhaaa ha arrhhhhhhhhhhhhh jim lad...oh dear I do feel unwell. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4161#post-11722 Mon, 10 May 2010 09:26:00 +0000 j b productions 11722@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No it isnt....is that realy you?Ive been stalking a women around the Cut in Waterloo I thought was you,she was pushing a shopping trolley full of old platic bags full of rubbish she collects,swigging from a bottle of White Lightning.I thought it was you,I was going to ask her to dinner,I like a women with a beard.Im dissapointed now.....might write a meaningless poem in a minute. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4161#post-11720 Mon, 10 May 2010 09:13:06 +0000 The All New Jeni B 11720@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>joan?! Is that you?</p> <p>(Please note, there is NO connection between the writer of the above sub, and this commentator.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4161#post-11711 Mon, 10 May 2010 09:01:45 +0000 j b productions 11711@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>are geting together to run things and save us all,that Ive dug out a song to use as a party anthem.so where ever you are,whether your mucking out a pig pen,cleaning windows,robbing a bank,or just playing with yourself,stand up,be proud,and lets sing for England.<br /> A man lives at 10 Downing street<br /> And his supporters think hes helpful and hes sweet<br /> And he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand<br /> But knowone knows he realy is a plastic man<br /> Hes got a plastic heart plastic feet and toes<br /> Hes got plastic teeth and a plastic nose<br /> Hes got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums<br /> And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum<br /> Plastic man got no brain<br /> Plastic man dont feel no pain<br /> Plastic people look the same<br /> Yeah yeah yeah<br /> Kick his shins Ill tread on his face<br /> Pull his nose all over the place<br /> You cant disfigure or disgrace plastic man<br /> Hes got plastic flowers growing up his wall<br /> He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork<br /> He likes plastic cups and saucers cos they never break<br /> And he likes to like his gravy of a plastic plate<br /> Plastic man got no brain<br /> Plastic man feels no pain<br /> Plastic people look the same<br /> Yeah yeah yeah<br /> Kick his shins Ill tread on his face<br /> Pull his nose all over the place<br /> You cant disfigure or disgrace plastic man<br /> Hes got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac<br /> And his children want to be plastic like their dad<br /> Hes got a phoney smile that makes you think he understands<br /> But knowone ever gets the truth from plastic man.<br /> ............feel better?coarse you do. </p>