http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41596 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:52:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41596#post-118770 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 07:26:01 +0000 dvo4fun 118770@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Didn't say it was lazy &amp; crude - just a little surprising. And funny too. Think it deserves another star. There you go. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41596#post-118767 Tue, 17 Apr 2012 07:02:01 +0000 Gary Stanton 118767@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers. Agreed, the punchline is lazy and crude, but I stand by it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41596#post-118713 Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:24:29 +0000 dvo4fun 118713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like the thrust of this Gary and have to say that the punchline came as a bit of a surprise. Think an alternate punchline might improve its sales chances a tad. Have an encouraging 3. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41596#post-118621 Mon, 16 Apr 2012 08:16:21 +0000 Gary Stanton 118621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A carjacker who left a Peugeot 306 containing two toddlers smouldering in a ditch has admitted that the Baby on Board stickers failed to have much of an impact on his decision-making process. </p> <p>The car, since written off, was fitted with a total of two child-awareness stickers – Mummy’s Little Princess in garish pink, plus a Cheeky Monkey badge featuring a scaled-down picture of a smiling chimp, which the owner felt was an accurate representation of her son’s personality. </p> <p>The Peugeot owner, Melanie Davis, said ‘The stickers were clearly visible in the rear windscreen, together with a further one bearing the humorous message ‘Are we there yet Dad?’, a clear reference to the fact that my ovaries are working perfectly and I am in a blissful marriage with the person who impregnated me. </p> <p>Her assailant, who handed himself in after two hours of constant mithering, claims the Princess sticker was badly positioned and its central plea for special consideration was lost in a moment of blind panic.<br /> He said, ‘Bear in mind I’ve just robbed a bank, bruv. ‘ </p> <p>‘Yeah, I did see the Cheeky Monkey one but I took this to mean the owner was in charge of some kind of simian. ’ </p> <p>Halford’s have since ordered a recall on all child-awareness stickers produced since 1998 insisting most healthy people see them as the ultimate justification to drive right up someone’s arse. </p> <p>Halford’s spokesman Ralph Gerald said </p> <p>‘These are historically shit items purchased by cunts who shouldn’t breed.’ </p>