http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41465 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 15:55:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41465#post-118225 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:42:44 +0000 charlies_hat 118225@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's funny because it's about poo.... Obviously most of us here are way above basic poo gags, although I can't think of any specific names. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41465#post-118171 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:42:35 +0000 button 118171@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Water authority Anglian Water are the first to roll out a new app available for download which allows users to alert them to on-coming sizable turds.</p> <p>A spokeman for the company Peter Andrews told us “We are proud to be the first to utilise this new technology to increase our efficiency. Users can notify us of anything sizable coming our way from a ‘two flusher’ to an immovable ‘gatepost’. This allows us to plan in advance, whether it means getting the big knives out, or cancelling staff leave during peak periods.</p> <p>The app has a fun side too. Users can photograph their creation using a Smartphone which will link directly to facebook, allowing them not only to tell their friends and family their every movement, but show them as well. </p>