http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41232 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 10:59:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41232#post-117621 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 09:12:21 +0000 button 117621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41232#post-117613 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 07:21:35 +0000 Ian 117613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quality ending. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41232#post-117608 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 07:04:54 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 117608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lix - well spotted. Original effort had a question as that line - changed it but forgot to remove question mark. I should have read through thoroughly... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41232#post-117586 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 21:24:53 +0000 Lix 117586@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very true! I like it.</p> <p>Is the question mark at the end of the second paragraph indicative of the Australian-style upward inflection? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41232#post-117580 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 21:00:15 +0000 waylandsmithy 117580@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very nice. Love it! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41232#post-117578 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 20:36:33 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 117578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>State Governor Pontious Pilate has announced bold plans to transform the Judean Crucifixion Service. By transferring Centurion staff into a new private-public partnership with Serco/G4S he claims wage costs will be slashed whilst maintaining the skilled workforce and high levels of customer service the Centurions are renowned for. Plans include the use of controversial "Crucifixion asssitants" to undertake the lesser skilled support jobs, such as guarding the dying prisoner, currently undertaken by fully qualified Centurions.</p> <p>"In these straitened times we need to rethink what the Crucifixion Service stands for. Delivering a consistent death outcome remains our priority but we need to deliver this at less cost to the public purse?" </p> <p>Speaking from Rome, Emperor Tiberius added: "this is a unique opportunity to rethink the way core state services are provided. By using the private sector we can release cashable savings to reinvest in badly needed regional infrastructure. I'm pleased to announce that by 122 we intend to build a very big wall marking the northern extent of empire, bring much needed construction jobs to that benighted region." </p>