http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 07:40:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117548 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:59:30 +0000 writinginbsl 117548@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very funny indeed</p> <p>late stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117503 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:40:43 +0000 bonjonelson 117503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you all. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117480 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 23:40:45 +0000 dvo4fun 117480@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>cracking fp bonjo </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117354 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:48:29 +0000 beau-jolly 117354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Waiting for HIVI </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117317 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:34:15 +0000 bonjonelson 117317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hepatitis D is still in beta-test, but early results are positive. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117273 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:21:57 +0000 pere floza 117273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll still wait for Hepatitits D, but have some stars anyway </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117244 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 23:38:01 +0000 The All New Jeni B 117244@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I <em>was</em> going to star this highly, until I read the last line.</p> <p>Now, I feel the need to stuff my face with lots of creme eggs... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117238 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 22:52:02 +0000 dvo4fun 117238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>me too ianslat. and "obese people literally jumping with joy (albeit not very high)"</p> <p>see how these 5 little sparklers go down bonjo </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117215 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 20:50:36 +0000 ianslat 117215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice.</p> <p>Like the 'vaginal infections (particularly in women)' line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117204 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 20:08:51 +0000 Perks 117204@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it. 5 sugar coated stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117192 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 19:29:25 +0000 button 117192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good. Type 5 stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117191 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 19:27:38 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 117191@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bonjo, you're a bad man. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117177 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:45:18 +0000 grumblechops 117177@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Diabetes 3.0 - loads more to piss you off and equally likely to crash.... Diabetes Vista?</p> <p>Milky Way Magic Stars to you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117173 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:21:09 +0000 Ian 117173@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, though I think I will wait for type IV </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117169 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:11:53 +0000 nickb 117169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>great stuff. I have type 2 (truly) so will see if I can get an upgrade on the NHS </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117168 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:09:32 +0000 Gerontius 117168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good work Bonjo - can you get an upgrade - this old Type II is a bit dated. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117164 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:47:38 +0000 waylandsmithy 117164@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'sweet'.</p> <p>I'll get my coat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117159 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:29:41 +0000 bonjonelson 117159@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Changed the ending to annoy more people. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41100#post-117158 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:25:33 +0000 bonjonelson 117158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The National Health service has unveiled the long-expected new type III Diabetes to a packed press conference today in Hammersmith claiming it is the 'best ever' version of the disease. Officially simply called "The New Diabetes", this new version has already taken the US by storm, with obese people literally jumping with joy (albeit not very high) at the new features of this ailment.</p> <p>Dr Fran Mosley, head of non-infections diseases at the NHS was clearly enormously proud of their new product - "Most people have an image of diabetes - associating it with weedy kids with arms like Amy Winehouse, or enormous fatties - and we're here to say that with this new version, The New Diabetes can be for you too!" </p> <p>Glucose fans will be delighted to know that this new version of diabetes has all the features that have made this diseases such as success - the need to ingest specific amounts of sugar at irregular intervals, the requirement for insulin shots, and that pasty ill-looking skin that goths would die for.</p> <p>Older versions offered blurred vision, itchiness, peripheral neuropathy, recurrent vaginal infections (particularly in women), and fatigue, but this new version adds several brand new symptoms - brain shrinkage, neck jellification, skin necrosis of the arms and occasional halitosis. </p> <p>David Mumford, from South London, is a regular diabetes user, and is very excited about the new version "I can't wait! I hear you have to inject insulin into the center of a Creme Egg while it's actually moving down your throat. That's so hardcore. Bring it on!"</p> <p>But Dr Mosley warns there are dangers "apparently, if you live too much of a healthy lifestyle, exercise a bit and eat the occasional vegetable, you may not be able to use this new version. But data on this is sketchy at the moment, as the the official NHS trials were done in Scotland." </p>