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Forum » Topic: Who wrote this? http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 11:58:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php dvo4fun on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031&page=2#post-117681 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 23:01:15 +0000 dvo4fun 117681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ They certainly share a sense of humour. Which is nice. beau-jolly on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031&page=2#post-117654 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 13:38:28 +0000 beau-jolly 117654@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41247">New friends from Wales</a> Do you think our new friends maybe know each other? rikkor on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031&page=2#post-117650 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 13:01:38 +0000 rikkor 117650@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ It was written by the Earl of Oxford. I think that woman is a strong 6, not a 9 or 10. If anyone gives her a bottle of champagne it's because they know she is a goer when drunk. Al OPecia on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031&page=2#post-117633 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 10:40:37 +0000 Al OPecia 117633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yep - presumably the "get one free" part of a BOGOF deal. Sinnick on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031&page=2#post-117628 Sat, 07 Apr 2012 09:43:13 +0000 Sinnick 117628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I know someone who crossed swords (and won) with a similar shite Daily Mail writer who banged on about how wondefrul her family was. I wouldn't credit them with anything but self-centred interest or anything remotely approaching intelligence. If the DM got some publicity out of this, I'm sure it was accidental. I can only think people bought her drinks because they thought she was a hooker. Scroat on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117588 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 21:59:33 +0000 Scroat 117588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I really don't think you would... Oxbridge on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117584 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 21:13:56 +0000 Oxbridge 117584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Daily Mail spoofing itself? It sets up an average looking freelance woman to write self-absorbed drivel about being beautiful, complete with lots of photos that really don't do her any favours, then waits for the torrent of bile from Daily Mail-reading woman-hating women, thus enabling men to think women really are horrible to each other aren't they? Genius. Possibly. Incidentally, but for the fact that she has written for the Daily Mail, I would. thisisall1word on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117362 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:49:30 +0000 thisisall1word 117362@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I could be very wide of the mark here but could this just be the DM website drumming up hits? E.g. write something rubbish and laughable, kick off a social media avalanch and watch everyone tal about nothing else for a few hours - and lots and lots of hits for the website. Maybe this is the start of right wing righteous bile viral meme activity. beau-jolly on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117349 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:18:08 +0000 beau-jolly 117349@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I must say that I sympathise with the poor girl. For almost 40 years I have been trying to make myself less attractive to women using beer and fatty foods. I am now resigned to the fact that its a curse I will somehow have to live with. Can I have a TV show now please? Vertically Challenged Giant on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117336 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:20:20 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 117336@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Let's not ignore her, let's congratulate her on a wonderful piece of writing. Her article is one of the best parody pieces I've ever read. On a related topic - was the Daily Mail ever a serious paper or has it always been a kind of comic spoof of a newspaper? ianslat on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117335 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:14:02 +0000 ianslat 117335@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Let's all just ignore her. Ironduke on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117212 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 20:28:28 +0000 Ironduke 117212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I love the picture of her pouting, tummy stuck out and forearm bingowings sagging, with her husband beside her, rocking the rifle/moustache giant combo look. The All New Jeni B on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117153 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:55:07 +0000 The All New Jeni B 117153@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ As I said elsewhere...She created a perfect win/win situation for herself. Win 1 - She gets lots of attention, people get to know who she is and it raises her profile. Win 2 - She gets lots of abuse, women (and men) the world over have a rant at her egotism, and she gets to sit back and say, "I told you so." She's not dog ugly, but I doubt Mr B would look at her twice, and as a woman who is quite capable of appreciating other womens' beauty, she wouldn't cause me to have sleepless nights of envy. Now, me on the other hand... Vertically Challenged Giant on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-117124 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:56:06 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 117124@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I've just read the follow-up article, I love it! You just know that somewhere Samantha Brick is sat pissing herself at the reaction she's got. Because she will have known full well what she was doing. The real test will be when she starts appearing on TV, as I'm sure she will with all this publicity. If she can repeat some of these opinions and stories of random men buying her stuff, while keeping a straight face, then she deserves an Oscar. I kind of admire Jose Mourinho for his brazen arrogance, but she makes him look modest. Who's really unpopular? Nick Clegg? David Cameron? Ed Miliband? Jeremy Clarkson? Is it worth doing a sub with one of them claiming that people hate them because they're beautiful, rather than because they're pricks? Or is that almost too easy? Ooooh, if it was David Cameron then he could claim that people are constantly giving money to his party and buying him dinner and stuff, which he assumes is because he's so beautiful. And Ed Miliband keeps criticising him because he's insecure and jealous of Cameron's looks. This really is too easy. Anybody fancy writing it? I don't really have time today. I've had a quick go, if anybody wants to use any of it and expand on it please feel free: <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41097&replies=1#post-117142" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41097&replies=1#post-117142</a> shitsu_tonka on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116983 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 01:22:38 +0000 shitsu_tonka 116983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Hooray there's more. The gorgeous one now responds to the backlash. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/The-Im-beautiful-backlash-In-yesterdays-Mail-Samantha-Brick-claimed-women-loathe-attractive-It-provoked-worldwide-internet-storm-Here-says-This-bile-just-proves-Im-right.html">More DM kak about how beautiful she is</a> It's a gender issue apparently not just an ordinary looking woman claiming she's stunning and being called on it. I mean she's not a beast but I wouldn't. The All New Jeni B on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116980 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:33:35 +0000 The All New Jeni B 116980@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ One of my favourite DM comments was from someone pointing out that to date, her greatest achievement seems to have been marrying a man with well cultivated facial hair. Vertically Challenged Giant on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116973 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:05:08 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 116973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ That is awesome. I think the best bit is where she says 'I'm not smug' in the middle of a whole article devoted to her telling us how wonderfully attractive she is. I have to say though, her husband has a great moustache. Ironduke on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116969 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:59:26 +0000 Ironduke 116969@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Also either a new pot belly paunch or a cock bulge. As you say wayland.... waylandsmithy on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116967 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:45:49 +0000 waylandsmithy 116967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ She seems to have 3 boobs now. The perfect woman. Golgo13 on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116963 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:39:16 +0000 Golgo13 116963@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Are they Sugar Puffs stuck to her? That happens to me sometimes too. Heh heh. FlashArry on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116953 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:49:32 +0000 FlashArry 116953@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I thought there was a touch of the Boycotts about her smile ? thisisall1word on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116948 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:36:51 +0000 thisisall1word 116948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ All This & a daily mail writer? pwoar. <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x7vrmwV31r6cl90o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1333571764&Signature=wquTR%2FU4USsf8z%2FbKOAOgkgZ6Hw%3D"> writinginbsl on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116930 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:21:22 +0000 writinginbsl 116930@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ i just wish i was even one tenth as pretty as her (sigh) The All New Jeni B on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116929 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:19:53 +0000 The All New Jeni B 116929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ So it's not just me suffering from chronic envy then? Ironduke on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116916 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:38:53 +0000 Ironduke 116916@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ If you look carefully at the terribly posed photo of her at her computer, she has a forearm bingo wing, an unusual finding in the under-fifties, and one I am delighted to see the presumptious arrogant braggertess blessed with. waylandsmithy on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116914 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:29:10 +0000 waylandsmithy 116914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ French husband, and self-absorbed, shallow wife? I'd have thought they'd be more popular. Golgo13 on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116911 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:20:02 +0000 Golgo13 116911@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ 'There are downsides to having a massive cock': Why men hate me for being well-hung Read more: <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Golgo13-downsides-having-massive-cock-Why-men-hate-studs-like-me.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Golgo13-downsides-having-massive-cock-Why-men-hate-studs-like-me.html</a> No...theirs is better... writinginbsl on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116898 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 17:12:58 +0000 writinginbsl 116898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ top rated DM eader comment which referred to her arrogance gets more than 16000 agrees-imagine being disliked by that many people! i think cameron may be using her to deflect some ire Scroat on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116895 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 17:04:24 +0000 Scroat 116895@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ * SPEW * shitsu_tonka on "Who wrote this?" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41031#post-116892 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:57:27 +0000 shitsu_tonka 116892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The Daily Mail never disappoints, every single day it offers something to mock and something else to get angry about. And what's with the obsession with the Third Reich? At least it's more entertaining than the Daily Express' Diana fixation.