http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 12:31:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-117977 Tue, 10 Apr 2012 22:29:08 +0000 camford 117977@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Has this beaut hit the FP yet? Absolute ripsnorter even if I do say so myself! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-117575 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 20:01:14 +0000 Oxbridge 117575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm going to get something about my mother-in-law on here if it's the last thing I recycle. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-117495 Fri, 06 Apr 2012 07:55:50 +0000 arthurminnit 117495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Up you go! Haven't laughed so much in ages!</blockquote></p> <p>it must have been edited since you read it, then. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-117458 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 22:42:52 +0000 redbrick 117458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Up you go! Haven't laughed so much in ages! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-117423 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 20:41:27 +0000 Golgo13 117423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well it was quite well received last time. </p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=12748#post-34647" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=12748#post-34647</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-117399 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:16:23 +0000 camford 117399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bumpity bump. This stuff really is toppers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-117320 Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:54:17 +0000 Oxbridge 117320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FlashHarry and Username are not me. I have never used any other identity on this site. You, Mr Troll, are pathetic. Go and get a life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-116998 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:46:19 +0000 Username 116998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tidy story. 5 dustbunnies </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-116962 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:36:18 +0000 FlashArry 116962@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>back up with you - </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41022#post-116834 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 12:08:47 +0000 Oxbridge 116834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was only a five-second lapse in concentration but it was enough to ruin 48 years of hard work. For in the five seconds between opening the curtains and realising the problem, Joan Bonsall, 72, it was too late: a busload of people had seen her walking about inside her living room with the lights on.</p> <p>‘I don't know what made me forget,’ sobbed Bonsall. ‘Maybe it was because I’m that worried about our Martin’s Shania I didn't sleep a wink the night before. Her’s been a-courting this young man she met at university - her's got a degree in Psychology you know - but neither of them's got a job yet. What will people think?’</p> <p>Ever since acquiring her three-bed ex-council house in Halesowen in 1964, Bonsall had kept a strict routine with regards to the living room. She replaced the entire suite of sofas twice a year and rearranged the room every morning in the dark, opening the curtains and ducking quickly behind the door as she left. None of her five children has ever set foot in it, she is proud to say.</p> <p>To compound Bonsall’s misery, the bus in question was the 82 from Dudley that passes the house at 7.35 every morning. This meant that among the passengers currently gloating over their three-second glimpse of excruciating blunder were Susan from the greengrocer's shop, the man from the garage whose son’s a bit strange and the woman from Kingswinford whose sister run off with Bonsall's cousin's former best man.</p> <p>Not all of her family are sympathetic to Bonsall’s plight, however. Daughter Jane, 36, said: ‘She thought the embarrassment would kill her in 1968, when my dad got a ticket to see West Brom in the FA Cup Final and moaned to his friends at work after she made him leave it in the attic for best It didn't, though.' </p> <p>Bonsall's husband, Albert, died of a stress-related illness in 1987, while her first two sons, James and Michael, who would now be 42 and 40, have not been seen since shinning down a drainpipe to go to a Youth Club disco in 1990. Youngest son Martin, meanwhile, refused to comment on allegations that Shania was conceived on the living room floor. </p>