http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 09:47:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947#post-116811 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:15:44 +0000 Yikes 116811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I joined newsbiscuit just so I could say how much I love these! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947#post-116604 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:24:33 +0000 kimllfixit 116604@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The words "shit trumpets" acted like some sort of click magnet. I will not sleep tonight. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947#post-116564 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:00:59 +0000 pere floza 116564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>le mons de ma tante est sur la table. cinq etoiles </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947#post-116515 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 22:46:41 +0000 youbuyitnow 116515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>100% genuine replica designer babies? Number 9 is feisty with chips left. 'I am not a number, I am a 6.2 kilo North Facer with studding'. You buy it now get free wobbly wool chant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947#post-116493 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:58:23 +0000 Ironduke 116493@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shit trumpets. Why, oh WHY did I click on shit trumpets.</p> <p>A weakly, still shuddering 'tantamount' to you all. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947#post-116492 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:58:04 +0000 rickwestwell 116492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know who he is, and I'd still have his babies...</p> <p>At last this is in the writers' room and I can give it five stars - is there no way we can include these on the site? Maybe start sending the fake spam to our email subscribers?</p> <p>It's too good an idea not to use. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947#post-116490 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:46:46 +0000 The All New Jeni B 116490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't know who you are youbuyitnow, but I think I want to have your babies.</p> <p>Tantamount! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40947#post-116489 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:39:04 +0000 youbuyitnow 116489@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Haha! Yes, that’s right from old china. Flap lid, one foot, swirling of filth. Gurgle not wanted, craft escaping, fowl wreakage! Can it cause gagging? <a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2348/1752253848_7dd04587d8.jpg">Not now you Norbert</a>, stifled heaving ahoy!</p> <p><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQq7v23wcwX9530i6yyAUWHqX6YjxqBCMWhUATmeOB6J-y3f7ESDw">Louis Heuer breathalysing</a>, carbon steepled, air contempting. Barrelled and busty, like a <a href="http://www.content.funlobby.com/myuse/2010/images/pics/hedgehogs-bath/10.jpg">rampant old cock</a>. Fist it up your nose like a posh wind remover, genuine pride, long in glances, crack sweat friends with bunny fits. Gagging like a plum-stuffed old queen with all trumps. Pull out ring piece and aim at <a href="http://www.uah.edu/music/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/DSC_0076-copy2.jpg">bassist firmly until distinguished</a>.</p> <p>Jew belly? Street party? Need to keep up a Jonesy? ‘wow you don’t smell much’ say the gel us odd mirers. <a href="http://www.ellenfork.com/.a/6a0105354fa49a970c012876c3ac8f970c-800wi">IS it real</a>? Can I want it? Are you <a href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcc34r5bKf1qakqyoo1_500.jpg">certified nut-stuffed</a> like a ripe one? Take twice a day after meal waste or eye water, do not in jest if it queazes you up.</p> <p>‘Oooh, it goes right in my nostril’ swares the buyer of discerning <a href="http://housecallmd.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fart-machine.jpg">shit trumpets</a>. Filters from <a href="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldztze8EDt1qeqclxo1_500.jpg">top designer</a> Italiates gets the staunchest of <a href="http://www.whorange.net/design_crisis/unicorn%20vomit.jpg">vom-plumes</a>. Is it getting down all your fronts? Too long cues full of puddage waste? Stuff a chutneyed star next and call ‘stench ratter get out’!</p> <p>Not available in channels. <a href="http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/sittereye_1.jpg">Some blinding</a> inevitable.</p> <p>Tantamount! </p>