http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40943 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:12:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40943#post-116601 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:54:54 +0000 Midfield Diamond 116601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely there's room for Andy Carroll putting Descartes before the Horse ...? Maybe not. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40943#post-116583 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:46:28 +0000 Jesse Bigg 116583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dalglish - brilliant move, when living in the Northeast, getting his son into a good school in Co. Durham! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40943#post-116577 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:15:50 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 116577@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I still think the Liverpool Team would be no Match for the Philosopher's Team that beat a West German side that included Franz Bekanbauer on Monty Python </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40943#post-116541 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 06:12:25 +0000 weematt 116541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kind of like it but needs too much Googling by me to really understand it. I will give some 'kings new clothes' stars in case it is really funny.<br /> Liked the "inspired" comment from waylandsmithy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40943#post-116538 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 05:53:48 +0000 Golgo13 116538@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40943#post-116481 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 20:47:48 +0000 waylandsmithy 116481@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've got a nose bleed, too high-brow for me. Philosophy AND football? Both shit, and they know they are.</p> <p>But it seems to be a clever idea, so I'll give it 5 and pretend I went to a big school with spires on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40943#post-116478 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 20:25:12 +0000 Iggy Pop-Barker 116478@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish, disappointed by his team’s recent poor form,<br /> has arranged a seminar for the players to discuss their need for a “new philosophy”. His brow creased in a thoughtful frown, Dalglish noted that several schools of thought already exist in the dressing-room. “You’ve got Steven Gerrard, who’s got a phenomenological left foot. There’s Martin Skirtl who advocates a back four of Nietzschean supermen. Then you have Jamie Carragher who’s adopted the Sartrean motto ‘Hell is other players’.”</p> <p>He went on to add, “In an ideal world, we wouldn’t need to have these sorts of discussions<br /> and Liverpool would just win everything. But despite what some of the players seem to<br /> think, this isn’t an ideal world. We need to get back to form, and I don’t mean the Platonic sort.” </p>