http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40930 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 09:48:14 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40930#post-116565 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:03:33 +0000 pere floza 116565@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>can't you reduce it to the more contemporary two-line format? stars anyway </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40930#post-116496 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 22:12:55 +0000 dvo4fun 116496@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>short, sweet &amp; starry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40930#post-116491 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:55:14 +0000 rickwestwell 116491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not just a funny sub, but also an ironic commentary on the recent trend for headlines which don't include the joke - you guys are so deep! :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40930#post-116488 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 21:36:24 +0000 Qoxiivi 116488@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40930#post-116453 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:52:07 +0000 waylandsmithy and VCG 116453@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A student who created a ‘Somebody please kill Noel Edmonds’ group on Facebook has met the star face-to-face, and persuaded him to join his cause.</p> <p>Noel Edmonds agreed to meet the psychology student as he had hoped there might be some publicity in it for him, but after an hour-long meeting he saw the need to apologise for his long and shallow career.</p> <p>“I hadn’t realised how spleen-burstingly irritating I can be”, admitted Edmonds. “But this young man has certainly opened my insincere little eyes of a pervert. I’ve agreed to shave off my stupid beard, stop pretending I can influence what’s in a sealed box with my mind, and consider trying to be less of an annoying cock.”</p> <p>Edmonds politely declined the student’s offer of the airfare to Switzerland. </p>