http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 22:28:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116751 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 06:29:59 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 116751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hold on there just one minute - <em> FAKE</em> lesbian blogger???</p> <p>Have you got something to confess SugarTits? Are you not really a blogger? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116725 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:46:29 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 116725@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fake lesbian blogger chimes in claiming that this all reminds her of the time she fingered the entire GB netball team, prompting graphic anecdote, link back to issue in question then concluding with appeal for lesbians to get in touch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116724 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:44:26 +0000 wallster 116724@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Slightly less veteran than the above veteran but more veteran than all of the other veterans mentioned above veteran logs in but after typing all that can't remember what the fuck he logged in to say logs in vegetarian. Tantamount. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116718 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 20:58:32 +0000 The All New Jeni B 116718@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Even more veteran veteran logs in under the only username that they are capable of remembering the password for and points out that she was here way back when not only was it all fields around here, but it was supportive, helpful, and, occasionally, funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116715 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 20:52:28 +0000 button 116715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Taxi... take me to the lavatory"</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-ALQ8wcqk" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-ALQ8wcqk</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116664 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:36:55 +0000 charlies_hat 116664@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ahhh Absolutely - I used to love that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116629 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:13:42 +0000 Pabst Blue Ribbon 116629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Other bitter veteran logs in under second log-in to point out that <em>in fact</em> it was pretty much the same as an idea that appeared in an "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolutely_(TV_series)">Absolutely</a>" sketch in 1989. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116614 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:23:54 +0000 Golgo13 116614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bitter veteran posts link to when this has been <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916">done before</a> by yours truly. </p> <p>Followed by a pro forma reference to "great minds" to show I'm not <em>literally</em> accusing you of copying my work, just drawing your attention to the fact that I had the thought first, two whole years ago. </p> <p>A distinction you will ignore as you get on your high horse about not being a plagiarist, when in fact the charge was that you were just unoriginal. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116596 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:39:29 +0000 JonnyJP 116596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Somebody who doesn’t visit very often wading in when it looks like there might be an argument brewing </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116587 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:16:35 +0000 kimllfixit 116587@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What this site needs is more knock-knock jokes. Yeah, I sooo went there... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116450 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:07:40 +0000 Midnight Dreary 116450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>fit on one line, or are in s t r a n g e f o n t s .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116449 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:06:45 +0000 Midnight Dreary 116449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Person who's only been on here ten minutes whinging about why no-one likes his work, when he's posted 74 two-liners in the last week. And will persist in writing in an annoying way, like sentences which don't quite </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116447 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:01:26 +0000 dvo4fun 116447@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>works4me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116406 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 10:02:43 +0000 button 116406@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh dear, obviousley that was meant to be a tag </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116405 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 10:02:43 +0000 button 116405@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuck off and die you miserable cunt </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116400 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:43:17 +0000 weematt 116400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry Perks, warmed over humour is subject to VAT too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116396 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:34:57 +0000 Perks 116396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>May I suggest doing something about a pasty being vatable because it was heated by a man using petrol and fork handles </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116393 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:21:57 +0000 Username 116393@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Inane semi-literate rant about a politician, or maybe something that irritates me at the moment. Maybe even reflecting unresolved personal or emotional issues that I can't really talk about to anyone face-to-face. Who knows? Who cares? It's the internet, this is a comedy site. So I'm funny. (One star, cause I hate other people) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116392 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:20:33 +0000 waylandsmithy 116392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmm. It's a good start but it's let down by the spelling and punctuation being correct. You also have the correct number of dots in your ellipsis. And to cap it all, it isn't taken from an old episode of The Two Ronnies, which is going to count against it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116389 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:00:12 +0000 Perks 116389@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi VCG. Good attempt, but i suggest reading the guidlines. Also, if you can get something funny in your subs, that will help you. There are some really good posters on here so worth having a look at what they do. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40916#post-116387 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 08:45:48 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 116387@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Weak follow-up pun. </p>