http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 08:13:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867#post-116539 Mon, 02 Apr 2012 06:00:46 +0000 weematt 116539@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Got to admit the published version is that bit smoother. Having toadied, I would like to thank all my readers and commenters who have seen me through a sometimes difficult start to my new career in spoof journalism. My greatest debt is to David Cameron and his team without whom all this would not have been possible. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867#post-116510 Sun, 01 Apr 2012 22:35:38 +0000 Textbook 116510@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just read this in the revised form that's on the front page as a NIB and I thought it was brilliant. Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867#post-116340 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 22:15:17 +0000 Perks 116340@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeo. Like this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867#post-116315 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 18:41:51 +0000 dvo4fun 116315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice. up you go </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867#post-116267 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:24:03 +0000 weematt 116267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry about the gaff gaffe. In time for a cover-up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867#post-116256 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 08:30:37 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 116256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not just adequate but limitless me thinks - it is indeed gaffe </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867#post-116252 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 08:21:48 +0000 waylandsmithy 116252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice! Like the ending! Is it 'gaffe' though? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40867#post-116250 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 08:19:16 +0000 weematt 116250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In response to opposition questions about the alarming rate at which gaffe reserves are being used up Prime Minister Cameron sought to calm the situation. He pointed out that his front bench included a number of gaffe specialists like Osborne and Maude and he drew great comfort from that.<br /> Part the Prime Minister's reply.<br /> "There are always times in the life of any Parliament when the Gaffe Supply comes under pressure. It is a seasonal effect, with demand peaking around budget time and dwindling to almost nothing during the Parliamentary recess. We, with our coalition partners have shown we can produce gaffes at an unprecedented level. We haven't failed so far and we don't intend to run out of gaffes in future. We still have plenty in the tank so to speak."</p> <p>Insiders on the Government side believe that the situation is a lot worse than Cameron says. One minister in confidence said "If the nation does run out of gaffes, the Prime Minister may have to go to the Palace. Not to resign though, just to see if Philip has any gaffes to spare." </p>