http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4083 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 13:13:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4083#post-11531 Sat, 08 May 2010 17:00:56 +0000 custard cream 11531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unofficial sources from the Liberal Democrats have confirmed the latest in negotiations with the Conservatives. In return for the keys to No. 10, David Cameron will let Nick Clegg have use of the following:<br /> - dishwasher<br /> - washing machine (Wedesdays and Fridays)<br /> - Samantha Cameron</p> <p>In return, Nick Clegg has agreed to take on the official role of David Cameron's fag. </p>