http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4053 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 06:10:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4053#post-11467 Sat, 08 May 2010 10:20:03 +0000 PluckyMunky 11467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You have certainly got a way with words, Mr Productions. And a seemingly inexhaustible sex drive. I hope it doesn't all end in tears. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4053#post-11465 Sat, 08 May 2010 10:08:18 +0000 j b productions 11465@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>.....I like em with custard a jelly while I watch porn on the telly,as long as your feet arent to big or to smelly </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4053#post-11463 Sat, 08 May 2010 10:01:51 +0000 Des Custard 11463@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>joanbloggs eat yer heart out </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4053#post-11462 Sat, 08 May 2010 09:56:56 +0000 j b productions 11462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like em spungey and soapy but draw the line at threesomes with square pants </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4053#post-11460 Sat, 08 May 2010 09:44:09 +0000 MADJEZ 11460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you've worn out the 'y' key on your keyboard ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4053#post-11457 Sat, 08 May 2010 09:40:04 +0000 j b productions 11457@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well Im a creepy,cheeky,freaky,greasey,lanky,manky,kinky,giggly,unsavoury,fanny nanny type of guy,who dribbles.Im looking for a healthy,wealthy,busty,lusty,easy bird,who likes hanky panky,and has a close fitting yoni.Not a crusty,sloppy,lovey dovey,chain smoking,wheezy,Brighton landlady,or a charlady with a leaky,manky,drippy,scruffy old toughy muffy,thats riddled with dandruffy.Or one of those sneaky,crazy mazy upsey daisy far out trannies,like I met once called Stanley,very unmanly was Stanley,who was into buggery,bum thuggery,and skullduggery,and all sorts of unsavoury battery operated appliance jiggery pokery.Im partial to dwarfs,Ive had Daisey,Lazy,Cheesey,and Sleazy,and Dopey who was a bit ropey.Kirsty was chirpy,but a bit lippy,Susan a dwarf hippie,and Wendy,into yoga,nice a bendy was Wendy,but phychotic and very unfriendly.Then Dotty,small and spotty,liked Martinis and dressing up as a genie,while I dressed as Hitler in a small swastica patterned teeny weeny see through bikini.Ive a big libido,that matches my unwashed cheesy torpedo,and I always wear a stained mac like Columbo........thats all,Ive no tuxedo or other poncey mumbo jumbo.I wont more than just a squeeze and a fubble mind, from a lady with a fat behind.I wont a women whos not to stingy,or hairy,or lairy,or scary,or comes from Tipperary.Not to stretchy,or big and stocky,or has a face like a Jabberwocky.Not a goody goody fuddy duddy,who thinks shes Twiggy,whens shes not,just a big fat porky piggy.Nor one thats stumpy,dumpy,grumpy,or a bit ropey,nor corny,but horny,not scrawny,but busty,lusty,and gusty,not like my old bike,unriderble,clapped out and rusty.I like em sleazy,and not to faulty,or salty,like Lulu the Zulu I met in Honolulu,who did the fandango and the hokey ckey while I gave her a pokey.I like em wi...................................................... </p>