http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 18:27:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=3#post-120116 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:00:54 +0000 Ironduke 120116@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, she coped with considerable pluck. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=3#post-120113 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:55:55 +0000 FlashArry 120113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Alektorophobia is a terrible curse </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=3#post-120112 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:49:37 +0000 Ironduke 120112@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tell me about it! When I heard her scream 'Monstercock!' I thought to myself, this bird gets straight to the point. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=3#post-120110 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:41:01 +0000 FlashArry 120110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You're not the first to point that out : Mrs Arry can be terrible blunt at times </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=3#post-120107 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:28:17 +0000 Ironduke 120107@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Flash, I really couldn't take your Fuckwitted Knobjockey off you, its just so....well....you! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-120105 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:23:59 +0000 FlashArry 120105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ID, swap you a Cunting Shuffleknuckling Twatfather for a Fuckwitted Knobjockey ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-120095 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:35:09 +0000 Ironduke 120095@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I feel rather left out.</p> <p>If I promise do do another of my mediocre posts, could someone please tag me a Cunting Shuffleknuckling Twatfather? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-120075 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:45:50 +0000 writinginbsl 120075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>oops sorry-i was looking for the comedy/satire chat room</p> <p>could someone open a window? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-120072 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:35:44 +0000 Jesus 120072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JESUS!</p> <p>Let's all be nice.</p> <p>My dad is bigger than all of yours put together. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119966 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:58:29 +0000 Hercule Poirot 119966@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ladies and Gentlemen, you were supposed to be in the billiard room five minutes ago. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119959 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:48:47 +0000 Sinnick 119959@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's rich coming from you; you're the one with all the aliases ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119957 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:46:11 +0000 God 119957@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't make me have to come down there and sort this out. PLAY NICELY. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119956 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:44:42 +0000 Sinnick 119956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I might start to give myself some offensive tags, just to get the ball rolling.</p> <p>Rule 17(b) of Social Behaviour clearly states that nutters should be ignored or hit with sticks when they're not looking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119952 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:38:44 +0000 Qoxiivi 119952@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've been getting a few nasty tags as well and have my own ideas as to who it might be, in my case at least. It's pretty cowardly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119950 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:32:02 +0000 beau-jolly 119950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>VCG. Someone somewhere else was getting at Yussle. I was standing up for him rather than singling him out. Given the level of subsequent venom, both here and privately I rather regret that now! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119948 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:22:06 +0000 Hercule Poirot 119948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How perceptive, Monsieur Scroat.</p> <p>I shall see you all in the billiard room in ten minutes, when I shall either unmask the culprit, or amaze you with the extended spider. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119945 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:18:37 +0000 Scroat 119945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Where's Hercule Poirot when you need him? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119942 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:14:44 +0000 Cocksucker 119942@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really fail to see why I should get all the grief.</p> <p>Can't a fellow be left in peace, eh? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119936 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:35:14 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 119936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BJ - I think the fact that you made a point of ruling him out, and not mentioning anybody else by name, could give the impression that you suspected him before you started your detectoring.</p> <p>If somebody is enough of a coward to leave abusive tags, so as to be even more anonymous than they already are with an anonymous username, then just ignore them as you suggested before, and hope that they get bored and fuck off.</p> <p>It would be good if the ability to add tags to a sub was limited to the person that had posted it, then they would only be used as tags. I'm not techy though so don't know if that would even be possible, or if it would be a massive ball-ache if it is possible.</p> <p>That way you'd know that any abuse on your subs had come from you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119933 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:27:50 +0000 beau-jolly 119933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Chief suspect? You were ruled out immediately</p> <p>... <em>"Don't be offended if you are not crossed out yet, and I know I have missed a lot of good guys already. I'm not saying it was you, just using the leetle grey cells...slowly. (and <strong>I think "Yussle" is thus innocent</strong>)"</em> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-119928 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 09:15:12 +0000 yussle 119928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I’ve just recently dug up this juvenile nonsense. It must be the most asinine scheme of detection ever devised. You’re stupid enough to become a real life PCSO Mr Jolly. However, more to the point, so after I complain about some pretty shitty tags on poor little Jesse’s subs I don’t only get a foul mouthed tirade from John Fetch Cocksucker/Sharpehunter I get the abusive tags and one star treatment myself.</p> <p>Sometime in the last few weeks Mr Beau Jelly-Brains gets a few nasty tags and I’m immediately the chief suspect. How the hell do you work that one out then? I wasn’t, actually, aware that I had any reason to have anything against you, Mr Not Very Jolly, until now. If you thought it was me you must have done something to me for me to want to get back at you, Therefore, the obvious conclusion is you’ve also been tagging me with the vile little insults. </p> <p>Rather than your simpleton scheme you might try suspecting a few of those that are the most sincere sounding in their denial or just watch what you say in future. I’m only a sporadic visitor to this sight but even I’ve noticed two occasions when you and Cocksucker have got together to bully newbies off the site on their first try at having go. Apart from being a shitty thing to do people take offence you know. There are new names appearing on here everyday which never seem to do anything afterwards, although a lot of them are probably Sharpehunter, who knows what they get up to when they log on.</p> <p>Your culprit could easily be your pal Sharpehunter/Cocksucker. You’re only his trusty sidekick, you know, and the guy’s as nutty as a peanut farm. But that’s your problem. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115649 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:02:31 +0000 FlashArry 115649@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I put me scythe down now ? My arms hurt </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115645 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:23:19 +0000 The All New Jeni B 115645@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just one of my many talents. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115635 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:01:13 +0000 Ironduke 115635@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So Jeni, you farted in Belgium and it stank out Scotland? Wow. Impressive. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115604 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:15:50 +0000 The All New Jeni B 115604@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gerard Butler? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115581 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:00:44 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 115581@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was the butler, in the drawing room, he used an iPad </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115577 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:47:02 +0000 JohnA 115577@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115572 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:31:10 +0000 MADJEZ 115572@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry NBs resident Health and Safety officer has banned flaming torches until the cloud of noxious gas has dispersed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115561 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:43:44 +0000 beau-jolly 115561@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>1) B-j is really CH and has suggested he left the tags as a double bluff to make people think he did it when he didn't but really did but didn....sorry where was I?</p> <p>2) Some of the top writers here are getting bored so scatter stuff which is so obviously not their normal wit level that no-one suspects them but have been too clever by dumbing down beyond the level of a normal nutter giving away the fact that it was a top writer doin...No, lost myself again.</p> <p>How does Dan Brown do it? (Why does Dan Brown do it?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40524&page=2#post-115560 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:41:11 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 115560@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well just to add intreague to your theory it was the Pun Man on the grassy knoll working for the CIA, FBI, MI5 and the Duke of Edinburgh, it true I tell you a little Egyptian man told me at a Football match on Monday! </p>