http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40510 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 23:59:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40510#post-115289 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:01:28 +0000 theskurve 115289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The scary thing is I only found this story because I googled Kleeneze. Whatever googled is. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40510#post-115276 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:48:23 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 115276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>not to mention ‘betterware’. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40510#post-115273 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:35:01 +0000 writinginbsl 115273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>funny</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40510#post-115249 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:21:27 +0000 UnfitMother 115249@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you. Also scarily true! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40510#post-115206 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 12:45:59 +0000 dvo4fun 115206@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40510#post-115199 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 12:22:52 +0000 UnfitMother 115199@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scientists claim they have managed to pinpoint the exact moment that middle age begins - simply by measuring reaction to a humble Kleeneze catalogue.</p> <p>"It's astonishingly accurate," explains Professor B. Offin. "We tested 100 volunteers by putting them in a room with kitchen facilities and a letterbox and posting a Kleeneze catalogue through the door. The participants who glanced at the catalogue and put it down again are fine, healthy members of society who are able to hold down jobs, go to the pub at the weekend and enjoy playing sport. The remainder were all compelled to put the kettle on and sit down to enjoy the catalogue at their leisure. These folk are officially over the hill, should take up golf immediately and should on no account ever dance in public again."</p> <p>A spokesperson from Kleeneze pointed out that the new Spider-catcher gadget is now available at £5.99. </p>