http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:59:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448#post-115198 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 12:22:28 +0000 Hoops McCann 115198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As Billy Connolly once said "The Queen farts but probably disnae say good arse after it" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448#post-115192 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 11:52:53 +0000 bonjonelson 115192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We are not amused </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448#post-115185 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 11:38:05 +0000 beau-jolly 115185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Be fair; it was posted in the chat room and not the writer's room. Presumably it's a topic for discussion and not just a pile of old shite. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448#post-115071 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 16:53:19 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 115071@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It is pretty bad. Maybe steer away from old fart jokes? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448#post-115054 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 14:02:20 +0000 PiRacy 115054@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I bow to the superior intellect and articulate, literary content of the topics and posts of yours that I've read, Mr T. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448#post-115050 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 13:13:57 +0000 Mr Target 115050@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very poor.</p> <p>Back up your brain? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448#post-115046 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:11:48 +0000 PiRacy 115046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Latest news from the Palace: WIND OF CHANGE BLOWING THROUGH PALACE.</p> <p>"It wasn't me," says an anonymous source. "Everyone knows the Queen doesn't fart. It must have been that commoner, Kate Middleton."</p> <p>"Yes, it was me," says a junior anonymous source after being told what to say by a more senior anonymous source. "A wind of change is blowing through the Palace." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40448#post-115042 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:42:31 +0000 PiRacy 115042@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Queen is a surprise contestant on Britain's Got Talent, doing a fart version of the National Anthem. Prince Philip was heard to say "The old girl's caused a right stink with the judges" but Lord Cowell says he'll quickly have it in the can &amp; it can be released in time for the Olympics on Smell B's record label. </p> <p>Lord Coe says "Oh no. Got any Quo ?"</p> <p>Please send replies to Mr PiRacy, Tower of London, London </p>