http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40397 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 05:41:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40397#post-114911 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 06:06:46 +0000 frustratedpoet 114911@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following the budget on Wednesday, Sir Peter Osborne, father of Britain's most hated man held a press conference stated "I have no son". The budget which cut tax breaks for pensioners with savings between £10,500 and £28,930 has affected some of Sir Peter's friends from his Crown Green Bowling Team. "I blame myself, I should have taught him the value of a pound" said Sir Peter, weeping into a handkerchief as he spoke. His mother Felicity Alexandra Loxton-Peacock took over as Sir Peter broke down "Doesn't he realise how this reflects on us? We were so proud when he became Chancellor of the Exchequer but now?" Mr Osborne who is believed to have gone into hiding could not be contacted for comment. </p>