http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 17:19:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038#post-11646 Sun, 09 May 2010 18:43:20 +0000 rosewing 11646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038#post-11557 Sat, 08 May 2010 22:59:50 +0000 Quaz 11557@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all, glad to have tickled a few fancies. I think this post may have tapped a vein that the parties failed to find while they were spin doctoring their focus groups. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038#post-11514 Sat, 08 May 2010 16:08:08 +0000 fun and games 11514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A work of genius. Another one worthy of the FP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038#post-11456 Sat, 08 May 2010 08:43:22 +0000 Ostsee 11456@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, please let this be true.Please, please, please. even pretty please. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038#post-11444 Sat, 08 May 2010 06:49:15 +0000 Duff 11444@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. Might even be true Gawd 'elp us. Loved the "ladder" gag. Stars comin atcha! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038#post-11439 Sat, 08 May 2010 05:40:10 +0000 sauce 11439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Let's have the Docs stick considerably more than two fingers up the bean counters.<br /> (Up TO? Nah)<br /> Have a proportionally re-adjusted vote. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038#post-11438 Sat, 08 May 2010 05:35:37 +0000 edward hack 11438@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb post-election sub. Could this possibly become truebiscuit? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4038#post-11431 Fri, 07 May 2010 23:46:33 +0000 Quaz 11431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As the leaders of the UK's three main parties head into a second day of political horse trading and bickering in an attempt to form a viable Government, the UK electorate have shown themselves to be "Very satisfied" with having no effective government.</p> <p>"It's really going very well, a great change for the better" said works manager Dave Gubbins. "We haven't had a pointless but expensive government directive or law for weeks now. Productivity is up since we have been able to get down to making things instead of holding training courses on how to use a ladder."</p> <p>Schools and other educational establishments are also reporting increases in time spent teaching pupils. "The goalposts haven't moved for weeks now" said head teacher John Mayes. "If this deadlock can carry on then we will be able to have all pupils reading Dostoevsky's 'Crime and Punishment' by year 4."</p> <p>In the NHS, Surgeon William Hudson has reported that "We have been able to stick two fingers up to the bean counters and middle management, since most of them won’t be there this time next year. Instead of spending our time in meetings addressing stakeholder buy in and the customer experience, we have been doing operations and making people better. I expect to clear my list in the next couple of months. It's a revolutionary approach. I'd never have believed it could work if I hadn't seen it for myself but I'm finally doing what I trained all these years for".</p> <p>Senior politicians are said to be 'uneasy' with this new mood in the country. "Who knows where this could lead?" said one high ranking politician. "If this stalemate continues for much longer then people may begin to believe that they can run their own lives!" </p>