http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 07:33:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114965 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:36:30 +0000 waylandsmithy 114965@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scroat, I think we need to swap usernames. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114963 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:02:54 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 114963@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The ‘Battle’ proms at Burghley House are great; classical music, beer, cavalry charges, gunfire and a Spitfire fly-past. Bliss. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114949 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:25:04 +0000 beau-jolly 114949@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well I did enjoy an evening's open air ballet last year.<br /> We managed to get a better table than the pain in the arse millionaire London week-enders. At £120 a pop I wasn't keen but 2 free tickets at the last minute persuaded me. It was at a very grand house nearby. As we knew the groom and the gardener who were helping out, we got VIP treatment. After all the posh folk were settled we were escorted to the table at the front in the middle while thay all watched and wondered who we were and why they didn't know us. The others on the table were some young sloane ranger friends of the organiser, the mother of one of the Russian primas and a charming, down to earth, lady who turned out to be heavily titled and who gave Maddy a luxury spa weekend she had won. Bloody marvelous evening and the very fit young people thrusting themselves around the stage were impressive - It's good to have friends low places. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114947 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:37:32 +0000 Scroat 114947@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd rather eat your shoes too! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114943 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:25:31 +0000 shitsu_tonka 114943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love opera. It's so consistently barking mad, it's like having a semi-lucid dream backed by a full orchestra. Rigaletto is being live cinema broadcast next week, very excited. </p> <p>Don't like 'comic' operas though, sat through a couple and failed to find the mirth. And as for Gilbert and Sullivan *shudders in horror* I'd rather eat my shoes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114938 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 12:22:16 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 114938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I draw the line at watercolours. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114936 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 11:17:03 +0000 button 114936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They tried to make me go to Izutsu but I said Noh Noh Noh.</p> <p>Tried my own Noh joke there, I like the sound of the funny bit inbetween the two long tedious bits. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114929 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 10:36:22 +0000 Scroat 114929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I do draw the line at opera though. So that's one satellite broadcast I won't be tempted by. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114926 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 10:26:20 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 114926@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I suspect that the way to ensure any aspect of culture is eroded is to compulsorily teach it to bored teenagers. It comes to something when Seamus Heaney praises eminem for introducing a generation to poetry that they can understand. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114917 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 07:55:09 +0000 Golgo13 114917@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Noh. They don't. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114915 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 07:25:19 +0000 waylandsmithy 114915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just yahoo'd 'Noh'. It looks...confusing. Do they ever perform bank heists or car chases? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114912 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 06:26:44 +0000 Golgo13 114912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I went to a Noh performance once. Sat through three fucking hours!</p> <p>Top that!</p> <p>Why did the audience boo the Noh performer?</p> <p>Because he was <em>shite</em>. </p> <p>(It's Noh joke) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114898 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 00:31:28 +0000 waylandsmithy 114898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think I'd like Romeo and Juliet if it had more napalm in it, or a clever sci-fi twist. And ballet falls into 'musicals' as far as I'm concerned.</p> <p>I loathe Shakespeare with a passion, I can't get my head round why he's still popular. It's like John Carpenter: ok in his day, but story telling has moved on.</p> <p>I know this makes me a pleb, but I'm a pleb with integrity! Don't get me started on Thomas Hardy. I dream of the day when resurrection is possible, so I can continually bring him back and kill him for the pain I felt in GCSE English. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114897 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 00:19:04 +0000 Scroat 114897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I came close - it was that moving. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114862 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:08:52 +0000 waylandsmithy 114862@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I guess the only problem with a cinema is the performers can't hear you boo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114857 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:30:32 +0000 Scroat 114857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glad you liked it Shits. </p> <p>You get a close up view of all the body language and subtle eye contact stuff that's going on, as well as getting a real insight into how much hard work they put in. Better than being at Covent Garden, in fact. Fantastic costume. And the orchestra is working hard throughout. They certainly earn their money. </p> <p>And you get to see what's happening backstage.</p> <p>My God - first Hockney, now this. I'm turning into a culture vulture in my old age. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114856 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:23:02 +0000 shitsu_tonka 114856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Saw it at my local Vue. Fabulous production, very moving. </p> <p>Scroat speaks wisely, if you've not done the whole live at the cinema thing then it's well worth a go. Plus being a total snob I've noticed that the audiences at these things tend to be far more civilised than the usual texting chattering riff-raff that one normally encounters at the cinema. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114839 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:22:50 +0000 Al OPecia 114839@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep have seen that advertised at the Cineworld we go to - we'll have to give it a go thanks, shall report back. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40366#post-114811 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:21:25 +0000 Scroat 114811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Went to the cinema last night to see a live satellite broadcast of the Royal Ballet's Romeo and Juliet at the Royal Opera House.</p> <p>It was fantastic. The music, Kenneth MacMillan's interpretation, the performance itself, and the way it was filmed. Absolutely amazing.</p> <p>And to bring the whole thing up to date, tweets were rolling across the screen in the interval from people watching the same thing live all round the world.</p> <p>If you get the chance to see this or something similar, it's well worth the £13 or so it costs. James Corden's One Man Two Guvnors was brilliant apparently, if you're not into ballet. </p>