http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 03:40:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114550 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:57:05 +0000 dvo4fun 114550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>right - done that. Have you got a spare tin hat? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114528 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:22:17 +0000 beau-jolly 114528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>DVO made oi Laaarf! Go on DVO, stick it in the writers' room, go on, do it, do it now. (Or I will) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114455 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 10:15:43 +0000 weematt 114455@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glasgow lifestyle validated by recent football trauma claims Salmond </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114436 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:32:17 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 114436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eric Pickles cancels gym membership. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114381 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:09:55 +0000 Scroat 114381@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fat man dies of smugness as athlete is struck by coronary</p> <p>We're all doomed either way... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114377 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 20:53:29 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 114377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Boozing couch potato admits shadenfreude pangs as top athlete collapses on live TV" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114375 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 20:13:33 +0000 dvo4fun 114375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fat bastards spark up on sofas as another top athelete's heart bursts</p> <p>Not sure if this is condensed enough - couldn't be arsed to check </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114367 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:27:13 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 114367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Normal people vow to steer clear of running about a lot </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114329 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:48:21 +0000 Perks 114329@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As Muamba recovers, cautious obese, 44yo, alcoholic, 20-a-day smoker cancels gym membership </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40191#post-114300 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:58:54 +0000 beau-jolly 114300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Overwieght, heavy-drinking, middle-aged, smoker overcome by feeling of self-satisfied smugness as another top athelete's heart bursts." </p>