http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39779 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 07:43:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39779#post-115362 Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:53:07 +0000 Sinnick 115362@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Missed this first time, plenty of late stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39779#post-115305 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:30:01 +0000 Ludicity 115305@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks. Have some free formaldehyde on me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39779#post-115277 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:49:54 +0000 writinginbsl 115277@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>belated stars from me too</p> <p>good fp lucy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39779#post-115133 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 07:21:30 +0000 dvo4fun 115133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>good job - have a set of much belated stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39779#post-115129 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:58:27 +0000 Username 115129@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Looking good on the FP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39779#post-113606 Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:48:34 +0000 editor 113606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We really like this, but will give it a bit of distance from the other recent art theft story before it gets an outing... (even though I think this one was first!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39779#post-112858 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 11:23:32 +0000 Ludicity 112858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The art world is in crisis today following the theft of art collector Charles Saatchi. Police believe he may have been stolen to order and could already be in the hands of a private collector collector.</p> <p>‘This is the art theft of the century,’ said BBC arts editor Will Gompertz. ‘Saatchi is one of the nation’s greatest treasures and is probably worth more than all of our other artworks put together.’</p> <p>The reclusive collector is understood to have been stolen from his London gallery by a team of burglars who disguised themselves as works of art by cutting themselves in half and hiding inside a tank of formaldehyde.</p> <p>During the night they emerged and carefully navigated their way past a sequence of alarms and laser trip wires that surround the multi-millionaire at all times. Saatchi was last seen being wheeled away on a trolley with an inscrutable expression on his face. </p> <p>‘We couldn’t believe that he had been taken,’ said gallery custodian Arthur Grimes. ‘When I arrived in the morning there was a big gap in the room where he normally stands. The thieves had replaced him with a cardboard replica, but even to my untrained eye it was an obvious forgery.’</p> <p>At an emotional press conference a visibly shaken Damien Hirst appealed for the safe return of Saatchi. ‘Whoever has taken Charles, please bring him back,’ he pleaded. ‘We rely on men like him – people with vast sums of money and a questionable taste in art.’</p> <p>Meanwhile, Tracey Emin has announced that she will be holding an all night vigil for the return of Saatchi in which she sits naked in a tent wailing her displeasure, which, incidentally, forms the centrepiece of her new retrospective at Tate Modern.</p> <p>‘Saatchi is far too famous to be sold on the open market,’ explained DCI Jack Regan of the Stolen Art Collectors Squad. ‘It’s much too early to speculate but I imagine he is already in the hands of a billionaire collector collector, perhaps some crazed Russian oligarch who will keep him locked away in a secure room to stare at for his own personal pleasure.’ </p> <p>As the search continues, the empty space where Saatchi once stood is now being auctioned at Sotheby’s and could be worth millions. </p>