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Forum » Topic: Worst Song Lyrics http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 21:12:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php The All New Jeni B on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-115257 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:10:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 115257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ There's a tree by a river Near a hole in the ground Where the old man of Arran Goes around and around And the mind is a beacon In the vale of the night For a strange kind of passion There's a wrong and a right But I'll never ever fight over you. Thank you for that pish Nik Kershaw. *Edit, I'm appalled that I was able to write that entirely from memory. **Further edit - Happy Birthday Oxy. Oxbridge on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-115254 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:27:35 +0000 Oxbridge 115254@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'd agree with No no no no no etc., other than that I have a sneaking feeling that 2 Unlimited were meant to be shit. Of those who were probably trying to write choons and failing dismally: Darling, I'm feeling kinda lonesome I'd call you on the phonesome But I don't have a dime Or: Can't complain, mustn't grumble Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble The latter probably gets the nod, being the work of ABC and coming immediately after what was, pre-Stone Roses, probably the best debut album of all time. Quaz on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-115116 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 22:23:08 +0000 Quaz 115116@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I am the egg man, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'jube. See the rest. A great track, but you can't help but think they used the trick of making up any old thing as stand in lyrics while they wrote the music, then forgot to rewrite the lyrics before recording it. butagirl on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-114636 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:46:08 +0000 butagirl 114636@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" is pure diggerel. I can't even bear to reproduce the lyrics here, but "I am the flower, you are the seed" is pure boak-inducing awfulness. thisisall1word on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-114576 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 01:48:57 +0000 thisisall1word 114576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I can't remember ever bothering the charts but I did write the following song lyrics; I know a gut called Herman Banks He's really into Sherman Tanks Once when he was age eleven Sat on a tank in a tank museum Mandy Lifeboat on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-114556 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:14:00 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 114556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body. What the hell was Madonna on about? beau-jolly on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-114310 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:28:44 +0000 beau-jolly 114310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nage you bastard! I just recognised the song as Achey Breaky Heart and now it has become an ear worm. Son of Barnabas on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-114303 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:02:54 +0000 Son of Barnabas 114303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ eh? Was that by Princess Margaret, then? Midnight Dreary on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-114123 Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:09:57 +0000 Midnight Dreary 114123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I always thought <blockquote>She lost her youth and she lost her Tony</blockquote> was pretty special. The Nage on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-114120 Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:00:26 +0000 The Nage 114120@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas, Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg. Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips, He never really liked me anyway markbuontempo on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-114059 Sun, 18 Mar 2012 21:05:48 +0000 markbuontempo 114059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ If you're a pub man Or a club man Or a jet black guy with a hip hifi A real cool cat with a trilby hat Or maybe leather and studs is where you're at Make the most of everyday Don't let hard times stand in your way Give a Wham! Give a Bam but don't give a damn Cos' the benefits gang are going to pay Now reach up high and touch your soul.... Oh dear I'm feeling very old Quaz on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-113996 Sat, 17 Mar 2012 23:57:22 +0000 Quaz 113996@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ And the "La Marseillaise" can go in as well, because the French started barracking during the minute silence for Mervyn Davies. You can fit in "Germany, you ran away" to their anthem. Quaz on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-113995 Sat, 17 Mar 2012 23:49:38 +0000 Quaz 113995@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Having just seen Wales beat France at the Millenium Stadium in Cardiff I have to vote for "Land of my Fathers", because it seems to be in Elvish or something. Son of Barnabas on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-113843 Fri, 16 Mar 2012 14:13:07 +0000 Son of Barnabas 113843@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ And not forgetting.... <blockquote>postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat, blood and guts went flying, postman pat was crying, that should teach him not to drink and drive! </blockquote> cinquecento on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-112123 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:02:30 +0000 cinquecento 112123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ not forgetting Sabbath's masterly rhyme: Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Couldn't they have gone for crevasses, or sea-basses, or Mama Casses? Iamthestig on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-112068 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:12:02 +0000 Iamthestig 112068@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Don't say you're easy on me You're about as easy as a Nuclear War! Great song, lyrics by a 3 year old John Ffitch-Rucker on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-111877 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 12:52:33 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 111877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Deep Purple had the moral angle well covered: I stood under your bedroom window Throwing up a brick No one came I threw one more That really did the trick Your daddy came and banged my head He said what kind of man Is this that's hanging 'round my girl And threw me in the car You're a farmer's daughter You're a farmer's daughter Why do I always get The kinda girl I didn't oughta get I won't get no more eggs and water Now I've laid the farmer's daughter Imagine I was a full-grown man And I could talk just right Could I come and see you here And do this every night Wham! The door comes crashing down Your daddy's face all pale Says come with me you hairy bum I'll put you in my jail You're a judge's daughter You're a judge's daughter Why do I always get The kinda girl I didn't oughta v et Now I'm getting jail and torture 'Cause I made the judge's daughter It seems they're screaming law and order When I go with anyone's daughter Woman I should like some peace And daddy hold your tongue I think you're gonna die of fright When I tell you what I've done I can hear your tales and lies You say I'm dumb and scraggy But man this dumb and scraggy is Your daughter's baby's daddy She's a lucky daughter Such a lucky daughter Why did I always get The kinda girl I didn't wanna get Now I've got what I always fought for 'Cause I've married a rich man's daughter yussle on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-111867 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 11:14:03 +0000 yussle 111867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak Somewhere in the town I think I know where it might be From the same song, this disgusting line: Hey, You, Good looking female, Come here. There's no way I secretly wish I could get away with saying such a thing beau-jolly on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-111863 Sat, 03 Mar 2012 10:57:56 +0000 beau-jolly 111863@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Do you wanna ride See your blood going by On a kidney machine You can flush out your spleen I've got a kidney machine, etc... Rather cruel parady we used to chant after our alcoholic headmaster had a dialisis machine installed in his house. writinginbsl on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-111832 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:20:11 +0000 writinginbsl 111832@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ awwwww how sweet! Runestone Cowboy on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354&page=2#post-111830 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:14:21 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 111830@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ writinginbsl, those lyrics are all about Brock's childhood bicycle! writinginbsl on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111829 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:12:40 +0000 writinginbsl 111829@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ (Calvert / Brock) I just took a ride in a silver machine and I'm still feeling mean I got a silver machine Do you want to ride see yourself going by other side of the sky Well I got a silver machine It flies sideways through time It's an electric line To your Zodiac sign It flies out of a dream It's anti-septically clean You're gonna know where I've been In my silver machine waylandsmithy on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111826 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:32:45 +0000 waylandsmithy 111826@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ooh! Hang on, I have to post this classic example by Caravan: Standing on a golf course Dressed in P.V.C. I chanced upon a Golf Girl Selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one Asked me with a grin For three pence you can buy one Full right to the brim So of course I had to have one In fact I ordered three So I could watch the Golf Girl Could see she fancied me And later on the golf course After drinking tea It started raining golf balls And she protected me Her name was Pat And we sat under a tree She kissed me We go for walks In fine weather All together On the golf course We talk in morse Complete and utter shit, even by Prog standards. The All New Jeni B on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111818 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 18:44:32 +0000 The All New Jeni B 111818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Doo-be-doo-be-doo Doo-doo-be-doo-be Doo-be-doo-be-doo etc.....Don Francis di Sinatra bonjonelson on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111806 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 16:22:21 +0000 bonjonelson 111806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ However, the alltime BEST lyrics have to be Woo-ooo-ooooh--oooo-oooh-ooh-oooooh-oh........... Barbara Streisand writinginbsl on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111764 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:38:00 +0000 writinginbsl 111764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZOcYzZPiyE">This</a> these lyrics are quite good really but sadly one cant hear a f@cking word the black dahlia murder-bless making 3/4 time accessible to the unwashed-123, 123, 123... beau-jolly on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111763 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:37:14 +0000 beau-jolly 111763@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I always thought it was "If you want my body and you think I'm sixty" Well he may have passed for sixty a while back. bonjonelson on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111761 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:36:36 +0000 bonjonelson 111761@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world. (C) Daft Punk 1997 Son of Barnabas on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111760 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:33:00 +0000 Son of Barnabas 111760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ And ttalking of Rodders... "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on honey tell me so" Altogether now "NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Hoops McCann on "Worst Song Lyrics" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39354#post-111758 Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:28:11 +0000 Hoops McCann 111758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Sir Rodney of Stewart "Don't say a word my virgin child Just let your inhibitions run wild The secret is about to unfold Upstairs before the night's too old" Pass the sick bag and call the fuzz