http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39286 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 07:22:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39286#post-111520 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 15:38:47 +0000 Hoops McCann 111520@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it a stand alone venture? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39286#post-111503 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:37:22 +0000 charlies_hat 111503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Funny - what would you do if you were a real Nigerian prince in need of freeing up some capital ?! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39286#post-111501 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:34:33 +0000 Boutros 111501@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd like some cream that could add two stars to my three star post. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39286#post-111496 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 10:57:33 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 111496@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I suspect he has a lot of stiff competition. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=39286#post-111494 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 10:44:12 +0000 Boutros 111494@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Having spent millions researching and testing my wonder drug, explains Bill Smedley, whose cream is clinically proven to solve male erectile problems, "I am gutted by the lack of success of my internet marketing campaigns."</p> <p>"You'd think there'd be a bit of interest in this, but most people just delete my marketing emails without opening them, and I've had even less success on LinkedIn."</p> <p>"Even adding 'the one that works!' to my emails has had no appreciable effect. There must be men out there who would be grateful for a bit of help in the downstairs department, but they are simply not responding." </p> <p>"I've tried all sorts of imaginitive ways to describe my product and its benefits but don't seem to be getting anywhere."</p> <p>In the early days of development, Smedley approached Dragon's Den for funding but his application was rejected as unsuitable for the programme, although test samples of the cream were not returned.</p> <p>"By a miracle, just when the money was about to run out, I had an email from someone in Nigeria who offered me a share of their family fortune just for banking it. A week later I was three million quid up and am now best mates with a lovely bloke with a mansion in Lagos, who was about to be beheaded, but wasn't, thanks to me."</p> <p>"If anyone reading this is interested you can visit my website for a free sample at at <a href="http://www." rel="nofollow">http://www.</a>**********************.*** I can promise your bedroom will be transformed into a Gladiator ring and you will be victorious." </p>