http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:58:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110941 Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:10:13 +0000 Son of Barnabas 110941@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I challenge you to distinguish a stupid Frenchman from any other Frenchman </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110792 Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:44:40 +0000 rikkor 110792@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The naked prostitute is often more up-front about asking for money in return for sex. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110737 Thu, 23 Feb 2012 07:53:11 +0000 Al OPecia 110737@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Top Leer" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110722 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:49:31 +0000 FlashArry 110722@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Wor' Whores" ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110716 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:26:29 +0000 Quaz 110716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"DIY Disasters" (first episode features Michael Hutchence, allegedly).<br /> "Cash in the G-String"<br /> "Whores of the year show"<br /> "How to look good knackered" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110668 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:06:46 +0000 dvo4fun 110668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@medici "Whores Under the Hammer, presented by Peter Sutcliffe" </p> <p>lovely. Adjust for ticker? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110665 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:50:35 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 110665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Louche women. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110662 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:40:59 +0000 Ironduke 110662@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Button, add a Rottweiler to the list of possibilities (wife, hooker, Dale Winton) and the audience have to guess form the look on the MP's face.</p> <p>The big reveal, of course, is that they will all be Rottweilers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110654 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:58:38 +0000 beau-jolly 110654@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The 10-o-cock nudes.</p> <p>(I think I may have just let myself down.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110652 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:52:32 +0000 medici2471 110652@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Embarrassing Bodies </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110649 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:44:11 +0000 bonjonelson 110649@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr and Miss </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110645 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:38:12 +0000 Qoxiivi 110645@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On The Game For A Laugh? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110644 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:31:19 +0000 beau-jolly 110644@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ride my pimp! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110614 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:21:27 +0000 bonjonelson 110614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ready! Steady! Cock! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110612 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 10:50:20 +0000 button 110612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This sounds like a job for Roger Mellie.</p> <p>Actually it could tie in with my previous 'Gloryhole in the wall' idea. Politician sticks his cock through the hole, whereupon he receives a blow job. He then has to identify whether it was from his wife, Dale Winton or a hooker?</p> <p>Bring on the wall! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110611 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 10:48:20 +0000 medici2471 110611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Whores Under the Hammer, presented by Peter Sutcliffe </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110601 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:24:32 +0000 Zadok the second 110601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110600 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:16:46 +0000 Gourd Almighty 110600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Game Show : "Call My Bliff" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110598 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 08:51:36 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 110598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Game show - ‘whore do you think you are?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110562 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:41:50 +0000 Ironduke 110562@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Britains Got Whores?</p> <p>celebrity Streetwalker? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110552 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:25:52 +0000 Quaz 110552@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is there an orderly queue to tell the naked prostitutes from the regular women? Oh it's France, probably not then. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110544 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:28:47 +0000 Scroat 110544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Zadok: It's obviously about aural sex...</p> <p>He'll need to make sure he doesn't contract hearing AIDS though.</p> <p>I'll get me coat... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110492 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:08:49 +0000 Al OPecia 110492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This has he making of an excellent sub - like "Tart or Not Tart".</p> <p>"Universally Challanged" - Your Tart for 10. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110477 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:40:42 +0000 Gerontius 110477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fat, old, ugly and wealthy....did she leave a number...I'll give it a go.<br /> Although my mum always said you should steer clear of a prostitue's ring.<br /> That's a proper scandal...we get duck houses and moats....the French get full on hard-core group sex<br /> Who would you rather have running your country Cameron or Strauss-Khan?<br /> Mind you...Cameron has shafted each and every one of us over the past 2 years, which took some doing - even by Tory standards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110435 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:45:09 +0000 beau-jolly 110435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be fair it must be hard to distinguish between a prostitute and any other naked woman who you pay to have sex with.<br /> Also, if you are fat, old and ugly but powerful and wealthy, your options for getting laid are limited. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110433 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:23:20 +0000 charlies_hat 110433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I would suggest the tattoos, needle marks, skin complaints and emaciated skin tone would be a dead giveaway. Or maybe DSK gets a better class of hooer than me ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110423 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:27:32 +0000 Zadok the second 110423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This sounds like it would make a great game-show. Tart or Not Tart, or something.</p> <p>Better than Cowell's Red or Black, at any rate.</p> <p>My favourite bit of the story (<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17110618" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17110618</a>) is the 'Ear Infection'. What was he <em>doing</em> with those women? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38946#post-110421 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:08:09 +0000 bonjonelson 110421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman," his lawyer Henri Leclerc has told French television.</p> <p>Ok. Challenge formally accepted. Awaiting further instructions. </p>