http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38911 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:20:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38911#post-110472 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:16:20 +0000 Skylarking 110472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She didn't exactly dance either - she sort of waddled inside her voluminious dress... (checks youtube) yes I remember aright: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seu2xuMQnIA" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seu2xuMQnIA</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38911#post-110407 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:34:14 +0000 Hoops McCann 110407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hoi she was svelte by today's standards and you've just brought back memories of Benidorm 1976 (see also You Should be Dancin' by The Bee Gees) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38911#post-110390 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:48:00 +0000 Oxbridge 110390@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, the 70s, when a fat bird who was already married and could sing a bit could be a pop star... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38911#post-110376 Tue, 21 Feb 2012 08:12:01 +0000 Immunis 110376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 star </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38911#post-110356 Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:51:42 +0000 FlashArry 110356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>*****</p> <p>Unfortunately didn't need to check the lyrics, cursed eidetic recall</p> <p>Of all the things to remember .... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38911#post-110332 Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:30:57 +0000 Skylarking 110332@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Apologies to everyone under the age of 40 - but take a look at the lyrics and tell me I'm wrong: <a href="http://bit.ly/hesclearlygaytina" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/hesclearlygaytina</a></p> <p>It's time she should be told, methinks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38911#post-110331 Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:26:17 +0000 Skylarking 110331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The love-shy long-term partner of pop singer Tina Charles has admitted after 35 years of going steady that his aversion to ‘loving’ is not solely due to his devotion to recreational dance.</p> <p>Craig Steel – the subject of Charles’ 1976 hit I Love to Love (But My Baby Loves to Dance) made the shock revelation in this month’s Attitude magazine. ‘It’s true that ours has been a dancefloor-only relationship right from the get go’ explained Mr Steel (56) 'Tina – bless her – has been trying to get me to stay at home and get down to an in-depth tete-a-tete for three and a half decades. The last time I actually went into her flat, there were scented candles lit and Chicago playing on the stereo – I was out of there faster than you could say ‘Kelly Marie’. </p> <p>Mr Steel went on to explain that he had attempted to make ‘our basic lack of compatibility in the boudoir department’ plain through other means; specifically the medium of dance.<br /> ‘I mean: how many times does this woman need to see her ‘baby’ dancing to It’s Raining Men and So Macho by Sinnita to get the hint?’ he mused.</p> <p>Ms Charles is said to be ‘deeply distraught’ at the news, especially as ‘Craigy’ had only just agreed to come over to her place for a prawn cocktail and fondue supper ‘really soon’. </p> <p>‘Our Tina is coming to terms with this as best she can’ confided a close friend ‘Thirty five years is a long time to have been spun like a top by your loved one. However she’s recently retrained as an air hostess, and apparently all of her male colleagues are being really supportive – who knows what might come of that?’ </p>