http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 10:33:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110933 Fri, 24 Feb 2012 08:54:03 +0000 Son of Barnabas 110933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If the pink plush ones are out of stock, try this <img src="http://i1.cdnds.net/11/25/uktv_lewis_kevin_whately.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110906 Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:54:28 +0000 Scroat 110906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is there a joke here somewhere about a Morse dress code??? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110834 Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:36:15 +0000 Qoxiivi 110834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've decided that I'm lewis now. I think I'm a little bit in love with it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110818 Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:06:21 +0000 The All New Jeni B 110818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm quite tempted by a tapir.<br /> And it's so nice to know that there is a website out there ensuring I have enough plush tapirs in my life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110817 Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:02:52 +0000 beau-jolly 110817@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Qox: Its only the Lewis's that are out of stock. I think ther may have been a run on them.<br /> Oddly they haven't sold out of plush maggots..yet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110791 Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:43:25 +0000 rikkor 110791@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Whore compatible is good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110744 Thu, 23 Feb 2012 09:09:45 +0000 youbuyitthen 110744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hay Mung</p> <p>Freshly disco circumvented, you stole my thickets, ellipsed my heart., and my pessary hating your big style you woman-pleasure</p> <p>Lewis Worthduck jackets made flesh in top tempest was mine. Stock bowel movement!</p> <p>Andermatt says you never Episcopalian. My haunting times will push your nose, spirits restless. Glory glory Elijah Wood!</p> <p>You Tantamount yourself. And give me back joy!!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110711 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:02:21 +0000 Ironduke 110711@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm simply overjoyed at the return of the word 'prannet'. Long time no hear! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110686 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:17:08 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 110686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Impregnated with complex formulas to resist prying” - why does this remind me of a Swiss woman I lived with? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110684 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:12:38 +0000 Qoxiivi 110684@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did you type in 'Pink lewis' to find that? All of those look pretty bemused; I think they're just inherently confused as to why they exist in the first place. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110682 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:02:27 +0000 beau-jolly 110682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can get a pink one <a href="http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gifts/friends/">here</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110680 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:55:13 +0000 The All New Jeni B 110680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I must admit, I'd quite like a Lewis, purely for that bemused expression. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110671 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:34:53 +0000 Qoxiivi 110671@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I keep laughing at <a href="http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gifts/friends/insects/louse-stuffed-f1566.jpg">lewis</a>. It just has no idea why it's been included in all of this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110651 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:51:10 +0000 Son of Barnabas 110651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As I mentioned elsewhere, this is reminiscent of "Unwinese" the language invented by Stanley <a href="http://www.stanleyunwin.com/">Unwin</a><br /> . Difficult to track down any original transcripts of his inspired lunacy but here is one:</p> <p><blockquote>England joys all concentrate. Corruption of the English, well, English language. So manifest was so many careless. (They mission it)a sillibold, like "partic'ly". And (intrudes ye) an extra one, like "renovenate" instead of "renovate", as I heard by a zealous cockney who knowed it all. No bother, 'e think it, (before) out of the voice box he ho. Oh, no.</blockquote></p> <p>Also, although he passy over in the gravelode 2002 it appears he is still writing <a href="http://professorunwin.blogspot.com/2011/02/downtolly-abbers-deletey-sceneloder.html">bloggage</a> from the grale beyonders. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110312 Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:06:22 +0000 Immunis 110312@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>youbuyitnow, please put these in the writer's room so that we can give them stars</p> <p>Tantamount! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110295 Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:43:44 +0000 Golgo13 110295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just got this by e-mail. Tantamount!<br /> <blockquote>IMPORTANT:<br /> MESSAGE IS ADDRESSED FOR HEAD OF<br /> ORGANIZATON. DO TRANSMIT TO THE RIGHT PERSON!<br /> __________________________________________________<br /> __________________________________________________<br /> __________________________________________________<br /> Denmark stands behind many surprises and known world symbols:<br /> Einstein discussed with noble price winner Niels Bohr Sydney Australia | Design of opera house Maersk Sealand: ship transport LEGO blocks + Carlsberg<br /> Together (you|us) we jump on the above path with strategic boardgame competitions in your home town with Large kit.<br /> Gain more freedom and enjoy life: contact the general secretary or chairman of national association for football or tennis.<br /> __________________________________________________</p> <p>For example for football in England: Chairman of union: BERNSTEIN David</p> <p>General Secretary for FA: HORNE Alex</p> <p>Facelift of website: checkout<br /> directly on the link below<br /> Danish Embassy in your area<br /> for the product Large kit:<br /> Management of own customer<br /> website we support with:<br /> __________________________________________________</p> <p>T-GLOBAL, Bolandsvej 1, DK2100, EU<br /> Play &amp; Enjoy: children are<br /> the bridge to heaven.<br /> +45 30234701<br /> __________________________________________________<br /> __________________________________________________<br /> __________________________________________________</p> <p>Legal: removal from our system,<br /> please put "OPT INS" in the subject<br /> line of email with address: <a href="mailto:member@t-global.cn">member@t-global.cn</a></p> <p></blockquote> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-110000 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:28:37 +0000 Scroat 110000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh what a screamer!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-109994 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:14:29 +0000 The All New Jeni B 109994@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Greet your family woman!!<br /> Last pic is scary. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-109993 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:00:59 +0000 youbuyitnow 109993@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Buttering? I fold to it. 2% increase in arm holing at no extra benefit. Free pandp! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-109991 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 09:08:37 +0000 rickwestwell 109991@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Another classic. I've come back to NewsBiscuit just to read these. </p> <p>Tantamount! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38823#post-109989 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 08:25:01 +0000 youbuyitnow 109989@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cold? That's better. Never between the toes, oops! They <a href="http://0.tqn.com/d/cats/1/0/Y/H/3/VegasBlacktoe521x472.jpg">blacken sadly</a> and fall from grease. Dying, putrified, you need to give it a good sending off.</p> <p>Dry-stone stiled by Linda McCartney it's right up a vegan's broquet. Meatless. Horseless. Some traces of shrimp. Impregnated with complex formulas to resist prying.</p> <p>Duckworth <a href="http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gifts/friends/insects/louse-stuffed-f1566.jpg">lewis</a> jackets are pocketed, heated, gusset for spent toes. Old ladies can't resist you duckworthed or lewisism for the record. 'Howzat!!' for third degree burns?</p> <p>How damn you Madame! Get your <a href="http://www.aussiebbq.co.uk/images/jacketpotato.jpg">staining off it!</a> Can't you see with clarity the <a href="http://www.latrobe.edu.au/childlit/StWebPages/LauraKerwin/Long%20John%20Silver.jpg">lining is cloud-sourced</a>?</p> <p>Matching shoulder burden available, no doubt for limited overs.</p> <p>Whore compatible, matey stitched, a pleat you can call your owen. Oi! Give it a twirl you great prannet. Or cuddling, <a href="http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images16/PregnantMiniatureFoxTerrierZOEBELLY.JPG">tum-swells</a>, family of joy not fourth cumming.</p> <p>Available in seizes. Two colours like Honchi's dog or Jintu's ear puss. You buy it or you get it, perfectly <a href="http://incoherent.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Night-Terrors.jpg">hurt you while you sleeps</a>.</p> <p>Caution: ssssss! Hot! Made in factory SWAMPED with powerful acid.</p> <p>Tantamount! </p>