http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 03:10:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109767 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:39:50 +0000 charlies_hat 109767@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know its already fp, but bloody excellent stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109738 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:13:02 +0000 Qoxiivi 109738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Absolutely brilliant FP - one of my very favourites. Nice one TPO. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109732 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:43:48 +0000 dvo4fun 109732@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>cracker </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109731 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:42:18 +0000 The Paper Ostrich 109731@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all. I wish I'd never had this idea, as it caused me to discover the existence of blogs out there on this so-called "internet" in which people just describe what Kate was wearing, and then congratulate her for it. </p> <p>I'm very grateful for all your kind words but sadly I have now lost my faith in humanity. Still, got an FP so it's a fair trade. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109641 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:56:44 +0000 dvo4fun 109641@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ups-a-daisy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109575 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 04:40:55 +0000 Username 109575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely stuff. And nice Beckham story too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109569 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:49:47 +0000 GreenCross 109569@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pretty good, but a bit Daily Mash for my liking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109568 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:36:21 +0000 nickb 109568@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tiara </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109563 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:52:25 +0000 Hugh Jarse 109563@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brought a tear to my eye. 5 stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109562 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:51:08 +0000 button 109562@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very funny. Gawd bless er </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109555 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:34:31 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 109555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jolly good. The knighthood’s in the post. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109548 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:23:26 +0000 malgor 109548@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A dazzling diamond of a piece, encrusted with one of the finest apostrophes you'll ever see coming from a Royal correspondent's pen - </p> <p><blockquote>...several people’s hands.</blockquote></p> <p>Now that's what I call punctuation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109543 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:57:34 +0000 writinginbsl 109543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very funny indeed</p> <p>(would also work for me with 'does f@ck all' but yours is better!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109501 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:07:55 +0000 Perks 109501@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep-5 stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109500 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:06:14 +0000 chiljang 109500@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5*, like it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109498 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:59:26 +0000 Qoxiivi 109498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fucking LOVE it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109495 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:40:10 +0000 beau-jolly 109495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jolly chucklesome. Media stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109493 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:30:03 +0000 Gourd Almighty 109493@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Flawlessly funny, now accessorised with 5 gleaming yellow stars by Gourdier. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109491 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:07:38 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 109491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very nice, even if I am a little concerned by your seemingly in depth knowledge of women's fashions and accessories. But you may be a fashion writer for all I know.</p> <p>Or a transvestite I suppose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109488 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:58:10 +0000 dvo4fun 109488@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is glorious! Long may she reign! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38669#post-109472 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:03:47 +0000 The Paper Ostrich 109472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Duchess of Cambridge captivated the nation<strike>al media</strike> this morning as she travelled to a place and did a thing. </p> <p>Wearing a stunning double crepe wool coat in sumptuous seasonal chestnut brown with gorgeous cuff straps and a waisted belt, Catherine visited Liverpool or somewhere and saw some children who were probably sick or something like that. The duchess, who turned 30 in January, arrived at the charity or hospital or thing to raise public awareness of whatever it is they do. She apparently talked to some people about stuff, smiling warmly throughout and shaking several people’s hands. </p> <p>Catherine also visited some place that addicts go for support or whatever it is they need. Standing elegantly at the bar in her black suede, almond-toed Jimmy Choo’s with a five inch heel and a one inch platform, which she had accessorised with a black clutch, Asprey pendant and diamond bracelet and earrings, she also sampled an alcohol-free cocktail.</p> <p>The duchess took a sip of the drink and said: "Amazing, well done." She also spent a period of time talking to a woman, and then some men, and then some more women. </p> <p>Experts agreed that the visits, the Duchess’s first solo engagement since she married Prince William at Westminster Abbey in April last year wearing a stunning ivory and satin Alexander McQueen gown with lace detail and 9ft train accessorised with a 1936 Cartier tiara, were an unqualified success. ‘Kate has clearly matured into a very fine young celebrity, and her patronage will be of incalculable value to the struggling charities she has been chosen to support, such as News International, Associated Newspapers and Trinity Mirror plc,’ said one Royal watcher. ‘She has also publicly demonstrated an exceptional ability to say a minimum of three consecutive words, each as well-chosen and beautifully enunciated as the last. She is a real asset to the media - er, I mean the Royal Family.’ </p>