http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 01:56:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109459 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:19:28 +0000 borednow 109459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>oh do you sir? Do you crave dry meat on the bone sir? Oh suits you sir, bet sir likes a bit of dry meat up his gristling lunch tube. Oh suits you sir, do you sir? Do you? Bet sir's been genitally modified, have you sir? Are you genitally modified sir? Suits you sir, suits you. Bet sir likes being tubed up by a pro gutter bastard. Ohh suits you sir suits you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109451 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:05:37 +0000 Scroat 109451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To cap it all, in the first link there's a woman in the background scratching her bum. A lovely touch. </p> <p>You're right Username, it does read a bit like something out of Ulysses on steroids. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109450 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:49:54 +0000 pere floza 109450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>scorchious 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109444 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:06:19 +0000 kimllfixit 109444@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I want my mummy... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109434 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:22:31 +0000 Sinnick 109434@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Still no eye deer what s/he is on about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109432 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:14:26 +0000 button 109432@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That reminds me, I really must book an appointment with my farmercologist. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109429 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:46:15 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 109429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think "it's tubed up massively like a pro gutter bastard" is brilliant.</p> <p>Tantamount! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109427 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:41:13 +0000 The All New Jeni B 109427@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Complete, barking pro gutter bastard genius. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109425 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:29:57 +0000 Username 109425@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This writing flows. I am envious. Could never write like this. It's Joyceian.</p> <p>Although it's half way through February, I think '<em>Take it like a man who knows an onion</em>' might become my provisional 2012 NY resolution.</p> <p><blockquote>riverrun, past Eve and Adams, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth, Castle and Environs.</p> <p>Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passencore rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war; nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's giorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time....</blockquote> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109421 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:03:16 +0000 youbuyitnow 109421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Haha! That is so true:. "house fire in Norwich blamed on candles".</p> <p>But you know what? It was damp meat. I shan't threaten you again. For a lamented period, You buy now or we find you and hurt you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109416 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:51:37 +0000 dvo4fun 109416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But if it doesn't, try doubling the dose every four hours (don't worry about what it says on the 'information sheet') </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109415 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:49:55 +0000 borednow 109415@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think all meat should come with a health awning on the packaging, especially if it contains genitally modified sweet meats. I thought genitally modified was exclusive to the frozen poultry industry or is that genitally stuffed? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109411 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:40:47 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 109411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Weird. I hope the medication kicks in soon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109401 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 07:27:26 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 109401@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love the li-lo picture! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109383 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:45:34 +0000 Golgo13 109383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Genius. </p> <p>Greet your family woman. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38632#post-109359 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:47:21 +0000 youbuyitnow 109359@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you crave it like I do? I honk for it, sadly. But now I honk not, thanks to <a href="http://bee2beeadvertising.webs.com/meat-market-girl.jpg">genuine meat marquee with the confidence of dry meat</a>. Lie to your lady with firm gristling lunch tubes, unspoilt by even the wettest outpouring of cloud awkwardness. Picnic? grave? Matter.</p> <p>A wilful and considerate love-partner will respond to gentle chopsing and <a href="http://files.recipetips.com/kitchen/images/refimages/chicken/chicken%20prep%20cleaning/pull_giblet.jpg">giblets</a>, umbrellas are so balls, I hate them, drippers. Meat marquee won't allowed rain on <a href="http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2010/11/sweet_meats2.jpg">genitally modified sweat-meats</a>. Genuine Meat Marquee saves any bother, for an outbreak of dryness and sore itching. Warning signs: Consult your <a href="http://movingrightalong.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/john_with_melons.jpg">farmercologist</a>.</p> <p>Extreme wetness in the meat department? Bung it with <a href="http://www.datensklaven.de/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/15cac_sandbags.jpg">Genuine Louis Vuitton sandbags</a>. Beckhams do, so YOU MUST YOU PUDDING. Genuine Prince William and <a href="http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/101333430/Claude_9_Crab_Fat_Paste.jpg">Princes crab paste</a> prefer one to a tree. <a href="http://www.allpicsaport.com/images/Future/ky---jelly.jpg">K-Y </a><a href="http://bedandbreakfastwinchester.com/files/2010/11/1288689788-83.jpg">Li-lo</a> <a href="http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/1283-omg-a-branch.jpg">OMG</a>.</p> <p>Two-way breathing, double seemed, <a href="http://www.legocityhub.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lego-city-fire-boat6a.jpg">ripped for her pleasure</a>. Apply liberally after meals to keep rankness out of <a href="http://files.recipetips.com/kitchen/images/refimages/kitchen_advice/crisps_cobblers/peach_cobbler/finished.jpg">cobblers</a>. Be respected, be taller. A weighty all-round the garden. Mechanically recovered, unpugnable, rampant and <a href="http://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/74676/357808/f/3315638-Particularly-phallic-lighthouse-in-Mamallaparum-1.jpg">visibly more in that department</a>.</p> <p>Sausage tops? Hoho, no need! Not in this genuinest meat marquee, it's tubed up massively like a <a href="http://032515a.netsolhost.com/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cleaning-gutters-man-2.bmp">pro gutter bastard</a>. If it oinks? Bullet it, joylelly breakfast it away and grin meatily! No more wishy washy wheatgerming, meet like-minded lovers outdoors in all <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Norfolk_Horn_wether.jpg">wethers</a>. Take it like a man who knows an onion! Woo her with a genuine dry meat on the bone.</p> <p>Dry meat. GARANTEE IT OR DIE ALONE. Tantamount!</p> <p>AWNING: Do not take with udders. </p>