http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38616 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:39:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38616#post-109330 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:46:47 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 109330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It reminds me of the time I used to secretly get up at the crack of dawn every day. But that wasn't to deliver milk, that was to have hot lesbian sex with my lover, Dawn. "Crack" is another word for fanny, you see. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38616#post-109327 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:36:36 +0000 ronseal 109327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A prostitute who was struggling to make ends meet takes a part time job distributing milk. At first, she tells herself it's for one round only, but soon she's addicted to the lifestyle. The early nights, the cash and the electric vehicle all make it increasingly difficult to turn her back on the gold top bottles.<br /> It's the age old story of a woman who falls into one of the oldest professions. And now Newsbiscuit can bring you extracts, all this week, of Secret Dairy of a Call Girl.</p> <p>"It's six am and and already the tits are out. They're all over my gold tops, can can't get enough of my cream. Every now and them I shoo them away, but they're relentless," writes Andrea Orlowski, the author of this quiche'n'sell expose of the farm product delivery business. </p>