http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 22:20:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-135821 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:40:42 +0000 The All New Jeni B 135821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>kga, I suspect that a real, live human genius, or two, may be behind this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-135819 Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:18:39 +0000 Nails UK 135819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I sent for some of these (I was particularly looking forward to owning a pocket wasp) but I have not yet received the goods.</p> <p>Do you think I have been the victim of a sting? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-135661 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 08:15:40 +0000 Ironduke 135661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Somehow I am going to get 'flacid mockery' into my conversation today. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-135647 Fri, 24 Aug 2012 06:13:52 +0000 kga6 135647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is actually hilarious - do you think it's possible for normal people to write like this? Or perhaps it's written normally, fed through several rounds of google translator and back to English? But then some of the words can't possibly be translated. Hmmmm. Conclusion: the robot that writes this is a genius. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-135625 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:41:54 +0000 Al OPecia 135625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And, by the way, joanbloggs is back, in the guise of despair-tyre. Praise the Lord. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-135624 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:34:36 +0000 Yikes 135624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spoof spam??? The welsh bees I ordered were top notch. They can even sing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-135526 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 10:27:14 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 135526@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm delighted to see the spoof spam getting bumped to the top by spam. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109622 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:19:30 +0000 beau-jolly 109622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now I'm getting uneasy.<br /> I thought this may have been the Interweb becoming sentiant and breaking out. It posted again in the writers' room , and then commented on one of dear Jesse's subs and was slightly more coherent. Its growing, its developing, Oh my God I knew this would happen. AI not being created by a massive computer but developing naturally from the number of links or synapses between millions of computers. Eeeek! run for your lives the machines are coming.</p> <p>Or it could be someone taking the piss. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109533 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:59:19 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 109533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Profligately crepuscular. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109531 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:52:20 +0000 Immunis 109531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I must use Tantamount! in my next item, it deserves 5 stars on its own. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109530 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:52:19 +0000 borednow 109530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sure this person keeps following me on twitter. A million different guises, same random dribble and bizarre linkys </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109521 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:02:58 +0000 beau-jolly 109521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Whereas Busty Ruckets is a porn star. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109514 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:30:34 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 109514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This has brightened up my dreary Tuesday, top notch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109497 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:59:24 +0000 beau-jolly 109497@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just read this again and can't stop laughing. Best post in ages! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109474 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:31:54 +0000 Son of Barnabas 109474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Puts me in mind of the late, great Professor Stanley Unwin. Deep Joy! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109364 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:19:06 +0000 godly1966 109364@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>rusty buckets are art? <a href="http://www.rustybucket.us/" rel="nofollow">http://www.rustybucket.us/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109348 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:05:57 +0000 Qoxiivi 109348@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Pocket wasps make a nice change from hate crimes..."</p> <p>That is so true. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109331 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:55:44 +0000 Sinnick 109331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wake up from nightmares that make more sense than this. Has SugarTits69 been taking the same stuff as the late Whitney ?</p> <p>Apart from the word "spastic", this might be a candidate for a Left Alert.</p> <p>Folklore in the making. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109325 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:31:50 +0000 Golgo13 109325@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Genius! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109321 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:27:39 +0000 beau-jolly 109321@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A rusty bucket? Not sure if I am delighted or dissapointed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109320 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:23:50 +0000 Scroat 109320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Flaccidly!</p> <p>All I'm getting is a busty rucket. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109317 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:08:05 +0000 The All New Jeni B 109317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tantamount! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109299 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:24:03 +0000 button 109299@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thats the funniest thing I have read for a long time.</p> <p>i think 'massive spastic' is up there with greet your family women. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109298 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:22:06 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 109298@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I haven't laughed this much at anything on here for ages. Everybody at work now thinks I'm a massive spastic.</p> <p>Beau - the links are safe, if a little confusing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109296 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:20:33 +0000 The All New Jeni B 109296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Awesome!<br /> I've never given too much thought to whether or not I should stay a putrid matter of awful, but now, I want to climb joylelly up to heaven!<br /> And thank fuck there are spare wings. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109294 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:19:36 +0000 beau-jolly 109294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really, really want to click the links but I'm worried that my computer will become infected by pocket wasps.</p> <p>Has any brave person clicked? What is at the other side? I must know! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109289 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:15:40 +0000 waylandsmithy 109289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you accept Paypal? A genuine useful service, I quite fancy a bucket of spoof-bees. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38609#post-109282 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:04:48 +0000 youbuyitnow 109282@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Warm, pleasing, a pleasurable wet sponge. It's what the nice people <a href="http://www.rustybucket.us/images/SqCopyBucket-67b-2103.jpg">demand</a>!</p> <p>In a way, that's why you're a total loser in life, with a visible haze of stupid. You do not buy <a href="http://www.rustybucket.us/images/SqCopyBucket-67b-2103.jpg">genuine welsh bees</a>. When you put your hand up it, twist side to side, and find an overwhelming desire for some honey, a <a href="http://www.rustybucket.us/images/SqCopyBucket-67b-2103.jpg">welsh bee is genuine buy now and get a free pocket wasp</a>.</p> <p>Do you find that peeple mock you too? Flaccidly. Tremendous! </p> <p>Have you considered how much more there is in your hollow imperialist life? You write in here to prevent unseemly crying? With a <a href="http://www.rustybucket.us/images/SqCopyBucket-67b-2103.jpg">welsh bee by your side</a> all is well in the world, discerning, tasteful, and toxic to goldfish. Spray 20-30 cm from base of nest for a welcome in the hillside.</p> <p>It's up to you. Stay a putrid matter of awful, or climbing joylelly up to heaven! Pocket wasps make a nice change from hate crimes, it's true ask your mother. STUFF them right into your <a href="http://www.rustybucket.us/images/SqCopyBucket-67b-2103.jpg">Simon Cowell Jeans</a>.</p> <p>I hope I am pleasuring you, that's all thanks to <a href="http://www.rustybucket.us/images/SqCopyBucket-67b-2103.jpg">genuine genuine knock-off bee know-how</a>. Spare wings? Of course there are, you massive spastic.</p> <p>Tantamount! </p>